twas the bright idea of zee missus aye air
and dedicate this poem (yes tis correct, if you bare
lee remember this mister
did formerly she push duck clear
addressed said spouse "my little buttock blaster" en dear
ment - for obvious reasons, and before she begat two 'ere
rip press ably lovely daughters), anyway thee wife I fear
to publicize contracted a benign strain sans incurable glare
ring housecleaning malady
(thus far no unpronounceable hair
raising name affixed to non contagious nonetheless accursed malady,
whereby to keep at bay,
scrubbing stubborn stains from clothes, dishes,
and gamut of hibernating
Ursine horde (nee motley crue)
that come breathing alive Nsync with beastie Bay
City Rollers Culture Club bing babes upon first spring day
engrossed in this, that, or some other sweeping floor foray
(analogously to Velveteen Rabbit)
shedding gray
winter coat when warmer temperatures arrive, where humungous fur clumps would lay
comprising sudden empty raft
of shelf space minus a may
zing globules, oh...lemme get on track,
whence frenzied fever "cleaning bug" nee
major virus afflicting wife, would necessitate impossible task strapping former feisty Norwegian farm gal
in straight jacket livingsocial every
would be no game to play
boot tiring and cruel task of her life Yukon say
24/7 daily challenge,
which unpredictable timeframe
thine remaining lifetime sans wife oye vay
would frank lee zap every last oomph of mine
if able twin door remaining with spouse
meanwhile 'til she obliviously
plucks persistent sprouting stranded follicle
tiller broad forehead resembles a minuscule tarmac way.
and dedicate this poem (yes tis correct, if you bare
lee remember this mister
did formerly she push duck clear
addressed said spouse "my little buttock blaster" en dear
ment - for obvious reasons, and before she begat two 'ere
rip press ably lovely daughters), anyway thee wife I fear
to publicize contracted a benign strain sans incurable glare
ring housecleaning malady
(thus far no unpronounceable hair
raising name affixed to non contagious nonetheless accursed malady,
whereby to keep at bay,
scrubbing stubborn stains from clothes, dishes,
and gamut of hibernating
Ursine horde (nee motley crue)
that come breathing alive Nsync with beastie Bay
City Rollers Culture Club bing babes upon first spring day
engrossed in this, that, or some other sweeping floor foray
(analogously to Velveteen Rabbit)
shedding gray
winter coat when warmer temperatures arrive, where humungous fur clumps would lay
comprising sudden empty raft
of shelf space minus a may
zing globules, oh...lemme get on track,
whence frenzied fever "cleaning bug" nee
major virus afflicting wife, would necessitate impossible task strapping former feisty Norwegian farm gal
in straight jacket livingsocial every
would be no game to play
boot tiring and cruel task of her life Yukon say
24/7 daily challenge,
which unpredictable timeframe
thine remaining lifetime sans wife oye vay
would frank lee zap every last oomph of mine
if able twin door remaining with spouse
meanwhile 'til she obliviously
plucks persistent sprouting stranded follicle
tiller broad forehead resembles a minuscule tarmac way.
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Author:
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Offline) - Published: February 2nd, 2018 00:02
- Category: Humor
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