Love is like...

Love is like a herd of screaming goats,

Loud and stinky

And for some reason you 

End up losing your pinkie.

Love is like a bull with roses,

Headstrong and pretty.

It charges at you

Yet you’re overthrown by the flowers.

Love is like the mighty elephant,

Powerful and peaceful.

Compelling memories

And fat feelings

Love is like the wily fox,

Sly and cunning.

It’s attractive,

But filled with deceit 

Love is like a clutter of spiders,

Startling and hairy (like Dom)

They also weave together the past and present...

With pain.

And finally,

Love is like a stormy ocean,

Out of control

And one of you always ends up drowning.