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Apple Macbook Pro Update Process

Fortune Cookie Maxim Minimizes 

(alternately titled “markedly welcome matt and luke warm john.”)

 

i agonizingly dutifully didst wait
to distract anticipatory anxiety,
(analogous to an expectant father)

while protracted procedure promised

nothing short of a millennium


whereby echoing thru the corridors of time
olly olly gluten free ranging NON GMO, oxen

oiled lubricated cloven hoof
nsync cup aided toot tune to clacking choppers

 

activated after this chap dialed up favorite eats

using latest vaunted communications device

(forced to shout over din o'er

loud grumbling within bowel

of abdominal anatomical beast)

 

commenced manifold upon ordering repast
magically appeared, low

and behold an appetizer tete a tete

via tony Apple iPhone X   256 GB   

Silver Verizon amazing piece de resistance, 


sans technological fetes
with CDMA/GSM
ring tones,

where a pleasant fecund female bot tilled voice didst greet

prepping, priming, promoting

Crowded house special of the Green day

 

dis "FAKE" kin lister eagerly

awaited: salivating, simulating sexual soothing

sans savory souffle

the first culinary orgasmic savory dish,

 

after aye parked, positioned, and plunked gluteus
near swinging doors leading into kitchen,

where this word maven strategically
dip posited said maximus to attempt
futile gastronomic endeavor

tum maximize tempering torturous tenacious

 

devastatingly deadly assault steaming enemy

disarmed disguised, and dismantled,

resplendent redolent redoubt
digitally remastering nondiscerning indistinct aromas

 

to supper esse overwhelming paroxysms to gorge

putting a ritzy lid on heated fiery dogged

craving powder milk dog biscuits
(an impossible mission), where oozing,
licking, insinuating filaments


commingled as cutthroat nemesis cooly whipped
devastatingly weeknd x2c;
wickedly wafting, seducing, satiating, and salivating

courtesy olfactory foramen, deflecting incessant onslaughts

induced famished fellow to reevaluate, relinquish,

 

and revisit his Weltanschauung soup per bowl, 
while simultaneously 
commandeering cutlery

to attack, besiege, conquer

condemning delegate of China ware without tea zing,

thence indiscriminately marshaling choppers

 

to set up base camp at Oral-B

(heeding flying pie warnings, where shewing

should desserts foe ment Hunger)
eggs sauce er baited onslaught of herbaceous,

fabulous delicious culinary cuisine aromatic eats

 

thoroughly teasing growling stomach
steeping interminable suspenseful,
seven star Michelin magicians
empowered to transform most anything (such
as bilge water, road kill or septic tank)

 

gourmet experienced huckster longingly horny
doubled as famished Norwegian Bachelor farmer,
equating odoriferous garbage truck on par suckling swollen teats

patience caved to restrain noshing
impaling his strict credo on dustbin of his story

 

never again ass chew gnawing
even knuckles sandwich of fingers or toes

squishy human digits texture of imported dates

which hunger pangs lesson,

do justice doth minimally satiate afterwards,
a restauranteur hoof hall hues highbrow opinion,
hence a short survey about ambience, yours truly will rate

 

perhaps unwise of an every Jimmy John Joe gourmand
tubby biased after an apple ala carte blanch
preceded with delicious
hors d'oeuvre high marks

more nerve wracking than going on a blind date.

And of course with enticing forkful of flagrant food
Beep ping Update complete disrupted first mouthful.

 



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