Millennial Journalism

Edthepoet

Millennial Journalism.

Journalist: So.. Where do you stand on transgender people?

Gary (44, from Grantham): erm..London? Maybe? Manchester? It's probably more of a thing in a major city?

Journalist: So you're saying transgender People can only exist in major cities?

Gary: no..I was making a joke..

Journalist: So you find the transgender community to be a joke?

Gary: no! I never said... Look, I have no problem with the transgender community..

Journalist: So what your saying is if a transgender person tried to kiss you..you would have no problem with that? Are you yourself a Gay man Gary? Do we have here a world exclusive?

Gary: No! I'd never kiss one...

Journalist: one..?..of them Gary? Really? So what you are saying is a transgender person in your view is a member of a repulsive minority group and they should all be killed at birth? Can I quote you on that Gary?

Gary: what the fu..

Journalist:... Ookay! That's all we have time for in this week's episode of "hey no one knows what the fuck to say anymore anyway" thanks Gary..incredibly brave of him to come out like he just did..#YayGayGaz, join us next week when we'll be talking feminist cultural appropriation with Tommy the local geordie.

 

  • Author: Edthepoet (Offline Offline)
  • Published: February 28th, 2018 14:58
  • Comment from author about the poem: An observation/parody of modern day journalistic style & Not my personal views, before all that bollocks starts.
  • Category: Unclassified
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