Thank You Charles Darwin

as origin of Homo Sapien species surged ahead,

harboring nascent predominance

asper said primate reproductively bred

(albeit via incremental fits and starts)

evolutionary forebears didst dread

lock, stock and barrel arboreal cred

whence, (since time immemorial) nasty, short

brutish, loutish, and vampish anthropological,

genealogical, and millennial report

card found forebears

precariously position quart

toured place de resistance purport

head supremacy devastatingly,

heavily, and literally bruited nearly abort

ting tentative tenacious status oft times

challenged minuscule leading edge

proto humans rendered perch

(on evolutionary leading cusp) fund hedge

ching hypothetical bets said simians

nearly toppled off figurative privy ledge

against being easily uprooted

akin to one weeding out unwanted sedge

imposing fledgling breakfast of champions

clinging to niched wedge

while serial incessant challenges nearly wrote

off and snuffed out, extinct et cetera

clinched placed viz ass him tote

often at fateful loggerheads,

where survival of the fittest smote

poised dawn of dusky mankind

viz apish creatures almost got rote

off while chance dominance, eminence grise

pitted, spitted, and got vetted sans un quote

able primal screaming expletives

pitted Neanderthal progenitors note

worthy kickstarter scrum

ump hired held dim promise,

whether weathered brood,

which smattering population comprised

a scattered handful of rudimentary

destined to become

some ascribe God's sigh propitiated

contemporary lass hit dude

whence, amidst looming pointed danger

confronted Geico caveman,

and aside from external

threatening depredations

comprised tribal family feud

where might versus right

the deterministic factor aye include

at undoubtedly animalistic behavior

defied being categorized as lewd

since each monkey's uncle

punctuated equilibrium with cut throat

i.e. Maciavellian imprimatur

fate didst not occlude

attested via rotogravure fledgling artistic shewed

also absence of consciousness rued

until...fast four words

(count them) - to the present system of a down day

when carnal, feral, and integral leanings attempted

to rope hormonal, gonadal, and banal found

more recent ancestors (discovered

visa vis like 23andme)

on a greenday rolled in the hay

under natural predilection to lay

naked, especially frisky comb early May

procreative force

engendered the writer of this poem,

when his parents coaxed fore play

unbeknownst, that their singular heir,

would be afflicted with countless

mental ollie ollie oxen stinging ray

obsessive compulsive mailer to slay

ritualistic controlling psychic threnody

dominated favored holistic paradigm oye vay.