thomas kinkade -

quick figurative brush stroke drawn out character sketch

(serendipitous verisimilitude)

i stand in awe
(with mouth agape) at elegiac, fantastic,

and graphic idyllic Kinkade magic

leaving breathlessness from craw

at such artistic talent oozing
spellbindingly, whatever

aforementioned noteworthy craftsman

didst paint or draw,

and chanced to comment

about sad affairs leaving flaw

in regard to questionable business ethics -

where press hee haw

contradicting, maligning, undermining, and jaw
boning sans said late talented mortal

engaging in sketchy traits of south paw

city when contrasted with a dog given gift -

ooh...such rah...rah...rah

when he first appeared on the scene,

where most viewers saw

utmost dynamic, fantastic,

   and harmonic convergence
displaying such prosaic, rhapsodic,

titanic art show events

hum...and perhaps not surprising

his illicit in dull gents presents stark contrast,

staring hypnotized as imagination invents

experiencing peaceful, restful

and tumblerful joie de vivre espying

honorable mentioned nonpareil oeuvre
that placidly rents

craving to disappear

   into bucolic landscape whence,

splashed upon canvass,

attempting to bat

presumed "FAKE" rumors aside as nonsense - fat

chance prevailed constituting:

deceitful, immoral, unfaithful sly kat

nocturnal antics, despite scathing attacks

(cut him down to size), niggardly praises spat

out for me, I maintain cult of personality (his)
setting Mac Book Pro wallpaper
with exemplary landscape,

   either authentic or copy cat.