Daylight Savings Time Min Ute Effect On Me

just moments ago, a dawning realization

arose within this sol son begat

from ma late mother

and octogenarian widower father,

oh..no nothing cat

tuss strophic, boot merely the revelation,

how fist bumping dee clocks hour hand ahead

remembered by dat

dog gone refrain spring ahead, and fall back,

this unemployed chap doth down play eclat
attests that his quotidian schedule minimally effected

holed up here in Highland Manor named flat

roomy enough for thyself, the Missus,

and buzzfeed ding fruit flies

each approximately the size of a gnat

a minor nuisance, though tolerable

within this appealing habitat

where minor inconvenience experienced

by this Schwenksville, Pennsylvania resident
cuz as a recipient of social security disability

(social anxiety) this psyche didst get rent

which fixed (unearned) income budgeted

and predominantly costs of living money spent
hence no need to arise bright tailed and bushy eyed,

a freedom akin to folks camped out in a tent,

which exemption immunizes

this doodle ling middle aged

muddle brained chap subject ranting

early morning drivers,

who angrily, frenetically,

and splenetically rant and vent

thus, the tendency, piquancy, and lunacy

to twitter (for the Yardbirds),
and keep company with night owls, who went

a hooting for all the world wide web

to hear, whence dawgs Bach

the exact number of hours, yer oblivious

to the tight rigorous mortised schedule

manned by Mister Clock,

essentially foisting on Bread Winners,

an abstract artificial construct spurring

madcap commuters to scurry in the rat race,

lest tardiness could cost

more than paycheck

(to ap pier with permanent dock

hue ment aye shun),

an unwonted blot add hoc
king worry about getting canned -

i.e. on permanent furlough,

perhaps forced into a life of crime,

yet if caught...
wasting away in a jail cell

as warden turns the lock

one redeeming factor,

would offer opportunity to mock
management, and more pertinently

mandate to rock
and roll to the incessant muted,
yet devastatingly loud tick tock.