Fun Net Ticks

 

And Sill Lab Buff Hick Aye Shun

Hip puck creasy (ad hoc) key hide dee came

hint hoo my noggin ear lee aire this in fame
muss sec hound day hove ape' pearl

(Lifer til death game)
tooth house sin ate teen,

an hon nah - bell and clapper bloke

mostly silly key ping (faw) lame
bing word tangler, rustler mangler, a (name)

grossly miss understood

acts ill rod gun metal read rose,

but ween mice elf (in tha same
deep blue sea of sigh bore space), and tame
ghost of Noah Web stir, (the "Father of American 

Scholarship and Education")

     His whole foods (bran)
holo hoe graphic image glee fully 

     danced like cranberries buff fore my ayes 

     gent lee guy ding even 
me thoughts. He nod did 

     'pon every hip proved fen 

phen dub bill loon. Thus sigh prose seeded 

     to brac kit this hen
speckled, pecked, choppy 
     ram bulling miss sieve. Now Ken

ya boll weave me, i.e.

     nope heart tickle to rhyme, 

     nor rheas zen, 
     hex planes this alien acu men?

Thus ice elf seal heck head 

     top pick dis gobbledgook de 'zure 
one long in the tooth 

     in dent charred papa, who war 
rents, through his 

     Engle hush patois rue brick 

     mishmash heavy sack crow sank 

     deep into Davy Jones's Locker 
(as taut tummy by ma gram marred paw, 

     hewl leaved all his life in Bryn Mawr), 

tutoring, this war reed 

red word smith (screeching) 

     viva veneer real with no dis ease: 

     a broadcast inter gnash shin null plea
from puissant dragon hill, though me

     heretofore jest playfully peppering 
     this poetic prey lewd pray zing gibberish,

boot ice till dune hot take for grant hit high lee
cogent, fluent, intelligent, lambent, overt

succinctness, thus strictly for sport

(maya tip pickle mowed

dis hopper end dee) inure inca hued bait tour
ring ship for fools (who russian,

where angels dare),
and (back to feeble poetic effort)
sum er all reed dears mite ache -

against hub bull telescoping confusion

your understandable hub jake shun accepted

now juiced feign ya enjoy this unleavened

posse sub billet he hoi polloi

whit ness sing poi je

nais sais quois, where snarky quisling

 

(un bean host tum me, a lame excuse

to instantaneously disguise mass elf combo
Marquee DeSade Motley Crue dub bull agent),

deaf fender jam'n royal Madam English to death.

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Etch hove us pea
gee ons dug in tar red bull feathery heals

(fig yurt tiff fully "speaking") sparing rod
spoiling alienated "grown child"
staunchly guarding stainless steel bedroom door
while inside boudoir bedizened bolero buck naked

Revel ling to Burt bach rock add dolt tree

'though peeved by traders joe king us
an gull low sax sans,

sued don numb us answering to
Lexi cog raffie (boot mile luck) oppose zing 

     forces drew up whee

th (a pair rubble) en psalm bull,

thus hie flagellated

ex sigh tad lee by and bye

bias stating how crusty

cur mud gin fuddy-duddy's

stood ip hosed tom mode heron eye zing
zee diction aerie old stale liverworts, (a division 

     of non-vascular land plants 

     commonly referred to as hepatics) 
stead fast snap, crackling, and popping,

up like mushrooms

dime a dew zen resembling

Jay June, Cook Coon Rye Cobb,
and aye den decal sigh measly twins Rack hewn.

This Marchantiophyta tidbit (vin yet)
you might lichen to a natural car pet,

or maybe rank as excuse to fern hush
Quiet Pussy Riot battle cry sans Flickr ring jet
sons and purposelessness as rust

Pucciniales played by pathogenic fungi
at Audubon Sank Chew Hoary gust

hove fawn er, who ankh shuss lee fussed

Instagram Kickstarter cussed

sing Soundgarden, hawk

camp pining with Birdseye Angus

ass kin where's ma beef,

and Chicken Scratch Clickr

as Groupon queue didst Flickr

hysteria, when Hotmail got linkedin,

(morel less thee end of po whim)

with unquestionable

verse sit aisle hook Nsync able liner

can tanker us rap scallion slicker

twittering did sucks as vicar
heed to ass him mill late yawping,

Snapchatting, trickstir

opposing banana, car ma,

dog ma, tau toll edgy, wicker

path isle hedge, and ducks hull low gee.