Thee inimitable, Intelligible, Invaluable...Benjamin Franklin

notification of fire evacuation 

     slated to occur 

April 12th, 2018 (between the hours 
     of 9:00 am and 12 pm) did spur
me to validate Google asper,
 
that direct object heave ving, 

     his pro noun sub bull, verb bose, 

ingenious American historical figure 

     attired in tailored clothes

careful, sans his just keen 

     liberal mien pro

     claiming maxim necessity to doze
when body politik needs to git juiced up

     and doth need restorative source 

     analogous to drained battery expose
zing lack of electricity 

     mechanisms need did tubby supplied 

     (in one direction) flows

accorded stealing thunder and lightening 

     from Zeus where prominence glows  

vis a vis via leaving 

     his tell tale fingerprints 

     upon flame inextinguishable hose

imprimatur of renown Founding Father, 

     a one man gifted born

improved quality of life 

     during Colonial American stage 

     buttressing forlorn

during his deux score and four years 

     fledgling United States heed add horn

bequeathing blueprints 

     (functional contraptions, 

     posthumous patents procured 

     after populace did mourn
     gadgets kickstarting leveraging more novel 

     Ongepatshket prescience, 

     quietly revolutionary, 

     strikingly timesaving), 

     utilitarian value shorn

tattered stitched timeless totemic tenets torn 

     unimagined visionary watershed worn,

where underworld webbed wide world burned 

with thermal coupling that churned
ferocious infernos 

     describing how Hades learned

tubby managed 

     to maximize efficiency 

zealousness zeroed Zyder Zee 

     in said Netherlands

and hellish hot house turned
into a near utopia (More

or less nsync) with Doubting Thomas's,
where many mortals yearned

to escape corrupt fat cats, sans

those condemned to mortality

found minimally a mew
zing, and doggedly trudged 10,000 leagues

under the sea, entombing

jewels for vernacular speaking Josephine shew
wing scars from fire 

     that threatened Philadelphians thorough

lee hence, forcing many civilians 
     to dive vining Davy Jones's locker pre view 

     in 1736 after swallowing embalming fluid 
     ha I did "FAKE" you
tubal heave poetic pablum from human zoo!