Do Not Mess With Me

My husband said he had left things too late

As I overheard him saying to his mate

Not knowing I was in the other room

I knew I would find out pretty soon

He than came out he seemed shocked I was there

But looking at his face he didn't seem to care

He had that look in his eyes I've never seen before

Then told me bluntly he does not love me anymore

He's been having an affair for the last three years

Our marriage is now over and has reduced me to tears

I would cut off his knob and let the cows chew

Do not think they would even eat it if they knew

Do not want him near his shadow will not touch mine

All our precious years now a waste of time

Looking in the mirror my face looks like a bears bum

This is what a man can do how could I be so dumb

So full of hate I could spit blood

Slit his straggly throat as my tears flood

These evil thoughts going on in my head

But right now I just wish he was dead

Sadly he is not dead but my heart is broken and  hurt

Sickening visions of him with his hands up her skirt

He has chosen to be so heartless and so free

Deep down he dam well knows he has tortured me

Not a very clever move as he may well know

I may be at rock bottom and feeling really low

But my plans for him are really so very sick

I'll teach him for being such a filthy dick