I wonder if the devil would like to buy my soles

I FIND IT QUITE HARD TO SELL THINGS THAT FOR ME OTHER PEOPLE HAVE BOUGHT

AS I KNOW THEY HAVE SPENT LOTS OF TIME & GIVEN MUCH OF THEIR THOUGHT

BUT AS FALSE ROOF PLASTER IS NOW FALLING & MY CEILING HAS BEGUN TO FLUTTER

I REALISE THE TIME HAS NOW COME FOR ME TO HAVE THAT SERIOUS DE- CLUTTER­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­-­­-­­­­-

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 AFTER GIVING SOME THOUGHT & DECIDING CAR BOOTING IS THE WAY THEY MUST GO­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

I HAVE GATHERED TREASURED BELONGINGS (ok some are back in my wardrobe I guess you’d know!)­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­_{­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­}

LIKE THE BLACK SEQUINED DRESS THAT NOW BULGES IN THE MOST UNSIGHTLY OF PLACES...

 AFTER I LOSE THAT FOUR STONES THOUGH WILL BE LOVELY FOR WEDDINGS & PERFECT FOR THE RACES

OR THE SHOES THAT DURING SIGHTSEEING IN LONDON, RUBBED AWFUL BLISTERS ON MY BACKS OF MY HEELS...

NEXT TIME I JUST WON’T WALK SO FAR -AFTER ALL THEY DID MATCH MY SKIRT & I REALLY LOOKED THE  DEAL

 MAY I SAY TO YOU ALL JUST HAVE A GOOD RUMMAGE THROUGH MY THINGS... ONES I DIDN’T LEAVE BEHIND

  I HOPE SOMETHING HERE IS JUST PERFECT FOR YOU & EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAVE... ALWAYS WANTED TO FIND!