Log Rhythm Intercepts Highland Manor Sloped Basin

Nature made convenient sluice,

when pool water did wend

down the gentle slope

describing gargantuan wetsuit vend

er steadily chugging, chiseling,

and channeling straight away

blindly coursing upend

ding (mankind imposed)

property boundaries demarcations tend

with futile diligence,

asper the whimsical barenaked lady's

propensities, viz mother nature

made short shrift send

ding hours of surveyor labor down

into the behavioral sink also rend

ding inhabitants within the flood plain

to vacate premises and return,

when storm didst abate

comically shaking angry fist

at darkening non sheltering sky -

faux imitating to berate

meteorological processes

many complex systems create

the downpour seemingly

appearing (to me) rainier date

then years gone by scattershot memories,

(which figurative, somewhat unreliable

yardstick of boyhood) did equate

climate affecting

Southeastern Montgomery, Pennsylvania,

registering homo sapiens ultimate fate

burgeoning population, which impact great enough

for this lix spittle country bumpkin to ejaculate

(not prematurely) Hawaii hate

to reckon my environmental impact doth irritate

fragile ecosystems, and

holistic lifestyle aye would trade

(hint...mebbe ya know

of eco-centric intentional communities)

even (yes absolutely)

necessitating sweat of brow spade

work agreeable to this sometime joker

renting from management Grosse and Quade,

who primarily bolster increasing monies to get paid,
 
perhaps partnership incorporates hiring maid
 
service for their own households,
 
no doubt beds get properly made

yet, this regular John Doe (dependent on

social security disability because

debilitating panic attacks undermined

ability to function found (yours truly) laid

up (prior to acquiescing strong suggestions

to accept prescription medication), where grade

to cope much less steep, plus un huff frayed,

now rowing tha old skiff to destination

for to long not fostered and delayed

(christened matthew scott harris) to feign charade

nod duh so merrily lee down the time stream.