Continent Wide Yogic Carpet Ride Unveils Qualm

 

Bull eve me (Adam, whether existence

fact or fiction),

his immediate legion heirs whole

heartedly partook

to regale no Joe king paternal prominence,

sans legendary, fraternity,

and consanguinity subsequently implemented

faux pas threatening Nittany Lions role

attested by this papa, a curmudgeon

resident of the North Pole

burrowed deep within tundra

 

necessitated drilling permafrost black hole

son, which boring task found me dissatisfied,

asper penultimate existential goal

thus, I decided to sell coal

to New Castle, transported

within loco motive conveyance

doubling up as fish bowl

decimated crossing Arctic

great barrier reef Atoll

 

lauded me with mouthy gift horses,

(one Mister Ed, adore

hubble hoof only high saddled

Equus caballus neighing boar)

feted me, a hay er raising chore

followed by Mister Barns Noble encore

generation standing ovation,

a deafening applause

resonated across the floor

then an electrifying speech

by (plan net fitness diehard) Albert Gore

describing raping, pillaging,

And looting dip lore

able incursions as heath n (moor

or less opprobrious upon poor

sacred Mother Nature

whimpering and softly doth roar

ring, now treated like a whore

 

telltale global devastation

impossible to ignore agog

pollution extant across

entire world wide web bog

gulls restorative legislation,

when offal debris doth clog

estuaries, where watersheds habitat

choking with despair,

thus imperative to grab hold collective

figurative (corny as this may seem) ear

cuz jackknifed, irreparable,

horrible gnashing fear

fully betokens catastrophic

environmental fractured glare

ring hooker impailment here

and everywhere.