Where on Earth...?

rew4er2nail

(not that ye wondered,
but simply tubby like totally tubularly clear
The Epic of Gilgamesh will not be extolled here).

 

Though thoroughly well mapped, parsed,

scrutinized vibrant wonders zoom

plethora, sans newly discovered life forms

cradled with fecund Gaia's womb

abound within unlikely places

such as mossy bearded faces

nestling, pronouncing,

and regaling pharaohs sarcophagus tomb

oceanographers also find organic entities

adorning, kickstarting,

and thriving within extremely

remote temperature zones,

where just enough telly tubby wiggle room

prevails for microscopic

Verizon patronizing Grand Poobah

barking orders unicellular viziers heed,

while latter bedecked

with itty bitty plume

invisible to the naked eye, yet within

subatomic world wide web

bit players air heir loom

appearing larger

then cereal grain re: life,

an arrogant, bumptious,

and conceited Don

doth trump his young

unbridled, reprobate,

and ornery baron as groom

material to check mate

distracted checkered populace,

where raucous, rebellious, riotous

majority lumpenproletariat fuss and fume

cuz gaudy Mar-a-Lago

hiss poe tate

tow headed (faux towering

Taj Mahal doppelganger),

via slow vac didst suck

socialist rowdy

bot tinny Rajah,

whose apprenticeship to exhume

(pro bone know) spy bots

miserably condemned

from the get go

as president erupted

rabidly trying to doom

rousing, scenting, and trawling

non-convincing "witch hunt,"

yet incontrovertible

evidence carelessly

swept hurriedly under the rug

(by Russ Shins) via broom,

thus a sudden spike

visa vis master card er...

comeuppance will

bring ringleader down

with strep away poison

nano trumps all abloom.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Now in summer re:

this Dom minion doth attest

intention to write

a boot equinox got out best

head, although pleasurable

to loose imagination off chest


so thank you for

letting me be a cerebral guest

and now...no dilly dallying,

cuz another writing assign

requires responding

to Matthew Scott Harris's behest!

 

 

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 20th, 2018 17:04
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 35
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