Upon Thy Inchoate Manifestation...

(as imagined by this lumpenproletariat)

 

When no bigger then innocuous,

ho hum, happy go lucky

    generic black whole

sonny and cher full pinhead size zit,

thine pluperfect promising

    mysterious seat of pants whodunnit

wordlessly wise wedded

waywardness writ partly apportioned,

thru totally tubular

   fluted circumcised

test tossed truly valued throned

kingdom come emancipation ejaculation,

    released special ops

    assigned prickly role

donning spermatozoa swimsuit

owning papas hurtling

traversing repertoire,

noteworthy inherent pistol unit

flesh gun firing off biologic

gum-shun reproductive script,

within zygote, sans courtesy

squirt of flagellating

fostering nanobyte superior vicesquad

programmed fed tidbit,

stalwart sea men meted brooked shield

Dickensian gonadal mutual friend,

whence gamete extolled finesse,

(yet tubby revealed

many a chromosomal trait)

didst undergird uber reproductive

up the down staircase

reinforced by microscopic balustrade,

 

yielding one ova Eggland's Best soffit

rendering (unto Cesaer...)

poof like magic fusion,

whereby exiting fallopian tube

deposition met fertilization,

hence embryonic initiation

 

wrought wondrous ultimately vibrant blastocyst

triggered uterine settlement,

ripely channeling

tree men das transition

signaling ovulation to taper off,

yet not entirely quit

 

fertilization triggered secretion,

analogous quasi

pollination process, qua gossiped

biochemical romantic tidbit

activated via powerful

penile popgun "hello kitty" visit,

milky dollop hormone

exquisite in utero exposition,

human female body electric

generated chorionic gonadotrophin (hCG),

official warrant issued

drafting subsequent surfeit

secretion spured double helix spin off

flawlessly choreographed

following impregnation,

whereby molecular sized blueprints

amazingly graceful processes

promulgated propensities

prospecting proven

(survival of the fittest) atavistic properties

concentrated subatomic activity

engendered secure ankh cur,

where wick keel lee reader rabbit

burrowed within amniotic

filled sac didst outwait

nine month journey,

a real swell gambit

for mother and child,

thence bundle of joy

exited birth canal.