Cave Quid Optes

Aye did not heed the maxim be careful

what you wish for,

cuz now adversity not abate

perhaps helpful for thee reader

if this bard arse

did apprise present woe

by turning time machine backdate

asper how the fickle finger

of thine existence didst create,

a more agonizing situation discerning

scythe leant presaging grim reaper date

now welcomed with

opened arms to extricate

fools paradise by twist,

and shout of cruel fate

e'en locked up in a damp, dank,

and dark dungeon more grate

full, than full blown wraith zing hate

now lemme summarize

woe of this ingrate

where reprieve of death,

would be to good for me to jubilate

perhaps immolation, thence

at the stake burnt offerings

presented to the

"FAKE" trumpeting khanate

hence complete annihilation

the only way to liberate

a guilty conscious weighted down

by Sisyphean sized mill stones

now whit tis time mate

to acknowledge, and try to numerate

whereat one issue found me

reneging and being obdurate

on reimbursing me youngest daughter,

who could not pontificate

why she needed to fork

over monies in relation

to overpayment re

guarding social security,

essentially incumbent on me

on me eek quate

ting to a sizable tidy sum,

finding yours truly i rate

yet refund check she sent

over a year ago, and spate

of anger (born by eldest lass)

unforgivable egregious stonewalling

do to procrastination trait

this papa (rightfully my responsibility)

objects to bearing

brunt of arithmetical error

plus my own meager

very limited fiduciary reserves

induces anxiety to undulate

thus becoming fancy free

and foot loose bachelor

appears as emotionally

cannibalistic (ready

to jump off a bridge)

to shuck off this unbearable weight.