Perks At Highland Manor

I, (and the missus)

pleased as punch residing

at this Schwenksville, Pennsylvania locale,

(since july first tooth house

sand eighteen), marks one year

and better with (on site

service) wash and wear,

but most irrefutable attraction

comprises rental assistance,

when upon the merry month of May

first, the dollar figure outlay

to occupy a single bedroom

(at this low cost

housing facility) didst veer

dramatically downward

from an initial charge,

sans five hundred, and seventy two unswear

able legal tenderloin monies,

per twelfth of Gregorian Calendar,

when aye didst tear

away the page signaling June,

thine checking account reduced sheer

lee no misprint (to win unbelievably

rosy, piddly, and giddy)

one hundred and seventy

seven buck a roos,

yet lesser benefits appended, asper

this bucolic, diatonic,

and harmonic rear

opportunity to espy

white tailed non queer

yule less doe ting mama

belonging to Cervidae family app pear

ring to take shelter in a narrow

(sunset) strip somewhat near

enough from mine

inside perch oblivious

to this mad capped (Alfred E. Neuman),

who whiz stumping for elections midyear

essentially to reinstate

"FAKE" King Crimson Lear

on the throne,

who strongly objects to killdeer

for eats or sport,

and silences those hood jeer

his reverence toward gentle creatures

including near extinct albino blushing zebra,

hooves warp and weave interlinear

within said (postage size

token) plot here ~ 1+ hectare

secluded upon a tract

off the beaten commercial

domain and glare

with suburban sprawl,

a hop, skip and jump fair

lee quickly disappearing

"in the name of progress"

though vanishing wild

life eyes find endear

ring, though thine psyche

wracked with despair

no matter ample (spacious

free) parking, a clear

bonus as well un

limited water usage

and to top off the list donated

up for grabs non-sellable (stales) breads,

cakes, fruits, vegetables

about twice a week doth appear.