In Prays Of Legal Tender

Preface: Aye do attest that poetry may not be best to express whoosh to chest   git a lee till bitta chump change boot an overpowering literary force to pocket earning for a grange (hmm...who knows maybe   formerly owned by Jessica Lange thence might be within my financial range even though this har chap moo cho decades older than college student - iz that strange? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Half hearted GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT QUEST--- or subtitled (IN PRAYS OF LEGAL TENDER).   Let this dog gone prime mate ova simian sketch out his general doggerel to free unleashing a swiftly tale lord of the flies - harried styled   brush stroke of strengths me retracted claws, which might find me barking up the wrong tree arf find yarself cat a tonic lee taking a nap in the land of doctor ah zee.   akin to a termite expending energy thru wood to bore search sans income an arduous slow book king chore thus, i spruce quest per my non-conformist poetic je ne sais quois x cell lent   cover letter de jour 4u2 access and for me to entertain as a minimum less or more and then...whoosh into circular filing cabinet ye will store this non-formal reap ply, which email will take cyberspace tour.   Pixar could nada pay enough for this trainer of apple chomping antz so i wonder if any chance whisker of employment vis a vis thru this contrived virtual toy story, qua ratatouille poetic brew could materialize opening virtual community chest   into a likely monopoly winning chance such an idea generates me to shrek out with excitement n contra dance just in case a glimmer prospect exists for this self anointed bard,   and one who dislikes formality of zee mainline presents a brief poo whet tick summation sans technical skills,   he hopes to enhance p'raps earn enough moolah to sight see arc d'triumph, Louvre, Paris France, i offer the following poetic expression   for ye to take a glance and help this intuitive Homo sapiens income to expand and en-hance which byte size bit torrent humor without use of strong arm, nor lance   might cause ye to soil pants after misinterpreting mishmash as twittering er angry bird raven rants even part time income exists   worth considering, sans positive stance a subtle intent worth hiring 2 sway au currant series electronic charge and ideally affect hypnotic trance.   I betcha never red poe sting “FAKE” job seeker i.e. this faux iambic pentameter electronic wire from a boyish looking blood muggle father although up in years   (whose nonpareil courage to face Voldemort never does tire) and two young adult daughters (gnome hatter they flew the coop),   would consider him a worthy hire nada necessarily to rake in gobs of legal tender, nor to satiate unquenchable hunger a pawn game of thrones lifelong player,   boot if someone would pay me to reed ah...a twofold objective would be a blessing both slaking thirst plus acquiring knowledge specifically powerful bits of computer know how to acquire.   Although this cover letter of sorts conveys teensy weensy, itty bitty byte size actual work experience (per this older rhyme stir, who lives ~ 40+ miles   north west of philadelphia city) nonetheless, i hanker (NOT to be confused with HACKER) though disparate deeds offset by difference of third letter to employ computer   and writing skills, squarely rooted tidbits of moxie playing at nearby Roxy burrow, which prompts the following ditty expressing interest to apply mental tasks   micro electronic aptitude trouble shooting some may ascribe as nitty gritty on par with secret life of Walter Mitty whom destiny protected and took pity this merely meant to be silly yet also my feeble attempt tubby witty.   No matter how many miles by car (actually your company might be within dead man walking distance) opportunity would not be considered far   to use acumen huck cull interest and technologically spar + graphical user interface programs to get unstuck from virtual feathery tar.   Iambic pentameter might be faux pas not the traditional standard genre for a job offer, but i see no reason why non-conformist modus operandi cannot serve as mode to communicate non trivial pursuit,   viz computer technician supporter and paperback writer wannabe, cuz i love each of the 26 english language symbolically logical letter which honest to goodness confession hopefully offers unique outlook re: other respondents at least a bit better.