Cannabis Sativa Mini Seedy Saga

(cuz ma life iz such a drag...
this toke kin “FAKE” hemp

pyre aye roll out to you dear reader).

As a double jointed mathematical abbot

and amateur chemist

specializing in cannabinoids

my favorite delta-9-tetra

hydrocannabinol (THC),

isolated and synthesized in 1964

weeding thru bathroom rag

while athwart the potty

i.e. measuring adequate perforated

square roto root er, sans

regular toilet tissue paper

prior to completing important

private business matter

on the sacred porcelain chamber pot

Mary Jane made a token appearance,

and boy she looked smoke kin hot

asking if I wanna marry (Jane) her attired

in drag at a joint where Billy Bong

banged on by the hands of

a phenomenal drummer

taut as a hemp knot

with music in his blood

while blowing fractal rings – holy Scott

the immediate utterance,

and rather creative bon mot

found me stock still like stone wall Jackson,

who unfortunately got deprived a hit,

nonetheless got shot

unwittingly by his own (confederate troops),

whose demise an awful blot

per southern cause during

the Civil War and if anachronism

to receive medicinal aide available

instead of primitive treatment he got

(as well other wounded soldiers

of misfortune on the battlefield),

whose faith the any almighty power

could do little to save their roach invested lot

yet availing my imagination

to twist time like that Mobius strip

mortally wounded rebels and Yankees

free from facing death on a cot

might be successful hemp

entrepreneurs cultivating a little spot

of land hemp would outstrip cotton

as king as export to trot

orange you glad I avoided

the analogy with a kumquat?