Why Do Today What You Can Put Off Til Tomorrow?

rew4er2nail


(the following extrapolated

thought thread exercised,
NOT utilized to intimate

how Fats Domino belied,

and wowed a crowded house as-sized).

as a former ace procrastinator, i abhor

putting off doing what best ought

to get immediate attention bar

ring some extenuating dire circumstance,

sans mishap with flying car


pet case in point being unexpected a bomb

bin able crisis necessitating

hypothetical individual impossible

to remain calm

while in the process

(assisted with good ole mom)

to hoist self with one's own petard,

which emergency best warrant a re ward,

 

otherwise if fate doth NOT

require one to break

from ordinary business as usual

to enlist the "FAKE"

help of a grenadier,

 

who doth make

his/her livelihood

risking their life,

and limb without quake

king (obviously compensating bravery

as he/she doth stake

 

out mortal danger with adequate adorn

ing mortal kombat

with ample legal tender and/

or promising first born)

 

for unstinting mettle,

especially tolerating accompanying

martial baritone horn

player screech (like fingernails

 

scraping blackboard)

in close proximity - eliciting a scorn
ing glare from soldier spy

tinker tailor with a torn

smile while trained

 

special ops named Bjorn

incurs deadly hazard from one morn

to the next amidst adversity

shouldering care worn

Marine's motto semper fidelis,

 

which unnecessary loss of young life

predicated on add

age, viz being at the least,

a day late and dollar short egad

inadvertently dooming

 

princely valiant warmonger,

a mere stripling lad

whose mourning brings

heavy pallor of sad


ness, which imagined situation - aye

tangentially congruently analogous by

and by to the butterfly effect,

or sparrow's swan song i.e. die

destiny wrought, when one dost espy

 

a single occurrence no lie,

(the flickr ring, instagram

ming, kickstart ting well nigh

linkedin shutterfly of a butterfly)

say twerks catcher in the rye,

hence no matter how small, thee or thy

can change the course

of the universe forever,

no idea how nor why!

 

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 20th, 2018 18:42
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 35
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