So today the diet begins
Time to reduce the double chins
No more raiding the biscuit tin
Time to resort to getting thin
Cutting back on the boozy beer
Time for my pounds to disappear
Fish and chips they’ll be no more
Time to become a dieting bore
More intense running and training
Time to obsess about weight gaining
It wont be much fun to be around me
Watching me count every calorie.
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Author:
The Retired Bloke (
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- Comment from author about the poem: I have a constant battle to keep off the pounds. This poem reflects the start of yet another diet.
- Category: Humor
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Comments4
Brilliant lol
Thank you.
Amazing, very clever
Thank you.
Very good write, I too will be dieting, mine starts tomorrow!
Can I assume that piece of chocolate cake is now going spare?
Good fun. I wish you every success with your weight loss/fighting the flab.
I can strongly recommend a ketogenic diet (google it). You can stuff yourself with correct foods and so long as you dont eat any of the 'no-no's' you will not feel hungry at all..... i lost 7 stone.
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