Change

Help me to change my attitude,

from being distant and subdued,

as well as sarcastic and rude,

and nasty and crude,

I don’t respect privacy, I’m a peeping tom taking pictures of people in the nude,

help me change my attitude.

My conversations are purposefully platitude,

I’m devout in lacking gratitude,

I annoy and misconstrued,

and interrupt you before you can conclude,

that I need to change my stinking attitude.

I’ve broken promises resulting in being sued,

I have an infectious bad mood,

that will only disappear once I change my awful stinking attitude!