Grinch and Whine and Pout

Before my feet hit the bedroom floor
I had it all worked out.
What a fabulous morning this will be
to grinch and whine and pout.

Last night he said a thoughtless thing
and it cut me to the core.
Today is my day to rise with a smile
and then to settle the score.

I bear no hard feelings for his nasty remark,
the emotional stress he has caused,
but I'll surely get even; he'll get the point.
I'll give him good reason for pause.

As my head leaves the pillow I tingle with glee
and I welcome this memorable day.
I vow to be mellow; Oh, yes, I will
after making old sweetie-pie pay.

Oh, what a beautiful day!