I stare into the mirror
Can't figure out which hand is which
I try to get more light to help
But I fumble for the switch
I put my shirt on backwards
Now I'll have to start again
My zip I swear is broken
Nope its just my stupid brain
Oh great there goes my cup of tea
I'll have to change once more
Things would seem a lot more smooth
If my clothes weren't on the floor
I drop my change a mighty sound
It scares me every time
As all the coins they hit the ground
What rhymes with- shit what's the time!
I'm certain I will miss my bus
Where did I put my shoes?
Oh man I wish I just this once
Had not kept pressing snooze
I cannot do this one more time
I swear I'll get this down
But ADD it always wins
The boss, the force, the crown.
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Author:
Moom (
Offline) - Published: December 30th, 2018 10:35
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Comments1
you got this off to a T... funny but not to be laughed at... well I Know what I mean... Happy New Year.. N
Aww thank you 🙂 it's funny and true I think :p happy new year!
Back at ya and true my friend... N
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