OBSCURE SENRYUS

Wallpaper fading
Sun rays through open windows
Chickens in saucepans..

Wobbly windows shut
Dinosaurs deliver cake
Through brick wall dancing

Light dances on walls
open curtains at windows
more black sheep droppings.

EVEN MORE OBSCURER Hs & Ss ~ BRIAN & ANGELA
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NEW ZEALAND : Two Isles
North & South as different
as Chalk & Cheese IS !
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ESSEX GIRLS have to
be believed ~ in order to
actually be SEEN !
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Summer evening the
Grandchild is waving once more
at the empty road !
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BREXIT an Exit
from PANEUROPEANISM
to Little Britain !
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TRONALD DUMP is the
PRESIDENT AMERICA
SO SO DESERVED
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FATHERS never let
Your WRATH go down on your SON
Nor on your DAUGHTER !

Extract of udder
Milk is part of our diet
Crumpets on cow horns

ENGLISH & NZ WEATHER ~ BRIAN & ANGELA
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ENGLISH WEATHER ~ four
Seasons in one day ~ sums up
English Lake District !
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My DAD always has
A Rolled Umbrella ~ protects
against RAIN & SUN !
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Weather in Auckland
very predictable : Sun
Sun & Long White Cloud !
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It never Snows in
Auckland : MAORIS banished Snow
to the South Island !
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Your turn UNCLE MIKE to add another !

Okay - sticking to the 'daft as possible' :
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Extract of udder
Milk is part of our diet
Crumpets on cow horns

575's for a Springy Spring Day ~ ANGELA & BRIAN
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SNOW in Scotland : Wales
and IRELAND : Warm & Sunny
in Southern England !
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Strong winds sweeping up
La Manche : leaving no trace of
BREXIT : EXIT : BREXIT !
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Spring has Sprung so lets
celebrate : remove the foil
elevate the BUNG !
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Bananas reach up
bright yellow skins go brown
use sun tan lotion

DOS HAIKU ESPANOLES : SENORITA ANGELA !
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LOS DURANZOS SON
LAS NALGUITAS DE ANGELES
ORANDO EN RAMAS
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The Peaches are
The little butts of Angels
Praying on branches !
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LOS CHILES VERDES
CUELGAN ALEGRES DE MATAS
COMO SONRISTAS
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The green chiles hang
So happily from bushes
Like some little smiles !
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HOLA TIO MIKE ~ Thought Id add some class
Gracias a Dios y FXA !

A wardrobe crisis
All the clothing is missing
The bedhead took them.

SENRYU SOUNDS ~ JUST FOR A LAFF ~ BRIAN
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I listened to a
SEASHELL~ picked up from shore
Waves ? I heard them ROAR !
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I listened to an
EGGSHELL that once held a DUCK
I could hear it CLUCK !
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I listened to a
COCONUT and heard a sound
Monkeys runnin' round !
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I listened to a
TEACUP and it seemed to me
MUM SHOUTS ~ TIME FOR TEA !

Tea is a great drink,
tell me how you would like it:
'Inside a cup please'

SENRYUS ON TRUMP ~ BRIAN THE ICONOCLAST !
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THEY say he has a
FEELING for all his FEMALE
SUPPORTERS ~ Oh Yea !
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KENTUCKY voted
for TRUMP because He's Smokin'
Baby ~ Old King Coal !
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If TRUMP gets Second
Term ~ I'll give up my US
Hon CITIZENSHIP !
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HILLARY won the
POPULAR VOTE a Pyrric
VICTORY ? R.I.P ~ XOX
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Wearing a sun hat
peas picked ready for podding
shoulder the faggots