CATALOGUE OF CRAZY CATS ~ ANGELA & BRIAN ~ A SCOREODE (20 LINE POEM !)

ANGELA & BRIAN



 

TOP CAT ~ ALWAYS RULES ~ KO !

 

SCOTTISH GOLD ~ Worth its weight in it Im told

AMERICAN SHORT HAIR ~ A CAT thats neither here nor there !

PERSIAN ~ Favorite CAT of Monks ~ Cistersian

BRITISH SHORT HAIR ~ Groomed & plumed like a TEDDY BEAR !

SPHYNX ~ Slim & slender like a Lynx

SIAMESE ~ Like Lady Windsor ~ groomed No Fleas !

MANIAC TURKISH ~ Wild as a crazy Child in a skirmish 

RAG DOLL ~ Main ingredient of a Chinese Spag Bol !

DOMESTIC SERIAL KILLER ~ Very nice ~ feeds on uninvited Mice

BOMBAY NUTTER ~ Black as the famous Hole of Calcutta !

BELGIAN STINKER ~ His whiff & niff will make you blink Sir

RUSSIAN BLUE ~ Valued for its azure hue 

SWEDISH URINATOR ~ Swedes all agree ~ it sure knows how to PEE !

ANGORA ~ He has a very fluffy habit ~ cute like an Angora Rabbit       

IRISH DUBLIN DUNDERHEAD ~ Daft as Paddy so its said !

SHORT HAIRED BUG SLAYER ~ Ears like jugs ~ feeds on BUGS

ABYSSINIAN ~ Aloof & Couth a real Show Winning One !

BRAZILIAN SHOE POOPER ~ Hide your Clogs ~ if hes has his Sooper !

ORIENTAL LASER SEEKER ~ Shine a light and he will Peek Sir 

WELSH CHOKER ~ Looks like hes been hit with a Poker !

 

Thanks for visiting ~ comments welcome ~ Love A & B  🧡🧡🧡

 

 

If your have CATS you will be aware just how wonderful  and

entertaining they all are. A PUPPY is for Christmas but a KITTEN

is for LIFE !  They are very clean & independent no need for  BATH

or WALKIES !  Once you have your CAT recognise he is KING never 

a Subject ! CATS know no compromise ~ its ALL or NOTHING !

 

 

  

  • Author: ANGELA & BRIAN (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 26th, 2019 02:56
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • orchidee

    A fine write B&A. Woof? What is it Fido? He says neither is a puppy just for Christmas. He knows! lol.
    He been very fierce lately. Finding 18+ poems not marked up and barking. A reading dog, of course!

  • Goldfinch60

    Cats - their owners are slaves to their every want. Such arrogant creatures - the cats not the owners!

  • Nicholas Browning

    Meeeooow.
    Cats are fun. I like em!

    • ANGELA & BRIAN

      THANKS NICK ~ Pleased you enjoyed my treatise on CATOLOGY ! Yes in essence they are more fun to play with indoors & out. In my experience CATS extroverts and have a real sense of HUMOUR ! dogs are intoverts and take life much too seriously like their owners !
      Peace & Joy
      BRIAN & ANGELA 🧡🧡

    • Fay Slimm.

      Ha ha - love your description of each little kitty - - great read.

      • ANGELA & BRIAN

        Thanks FAY ~ I downloaded this for our FUSION \"Animals I Love\" and ANGELA said it would make a lovely 20 line Poem with Internal Rhyming so between us we did. Angela loves my MUMS CATS and they love her ! She has agreed that when we are married we will get a CAT and not a DOG ~ OK. Yes each KITTY is a GEM and between us we tried to make each KITTY ~ DITTY amusing ~ Pleased you liked it !
        Blessings & love in the Spirit
        BRIAN & ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡



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