Gad sir!

dusk arising

 

 

"Gad sir

did you fart?"

...

"Of course i did!

You don't think I

smell like this all the time

do you?"

  • Author: dusk arising (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 24th, 2019 08:34
  • Category: Unclassified
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  • Suresh

    Oppp!
    I thought I was alone....

    • dusk arising

      LOL nice one! Not my most popular of posts it would appear. Well theres no accounting for my bad taste. But thank you for commenting here.

    • Goldfinch60

      Better out than in.

    • Poetic Dan

      Ha! That was the French bulldogs I'm currently looking after, it was like chemical warfare last night 😉

      Short & sweet
      With a squeak

      • dusk arising

        An aromatic fanfare M8. My son has a pair of french bulldog bitches, really nice looking animals but fiesty as heck. He never lets them get near me.
        Thanks for looking in and commenting, as ever.

        • Poetic Dan

          Yeah, this is two boys and in the first 24 hours I've had to put him in his Place more than a handful of times! I even had to sit on him this morning as he went for me again but I think that was he's last big effort, now I just click my fingers and he's stopping!

        • Neville

          I smile, you just loiter with a guilty look on ya face ... but knowingly...



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