Pest Control

When it comes to pest control

And ways of killing flies,

There is on the market

A wide range of supplies.

 

There are many gruesome ways

Of putting flies to death;

But there's one that's approved of

By the RSPCF.

 

The best and most effective

Of the products I have seen

Consists of two small blocks of wood

One blue, the other green.

 

The simplest of instructions

Tell exactly what to do:

Place fly on the green block

And hit it with the blue.

 

It's very quick and painless

With the minimum of gore;

They just don't know what's hit them.

What fly could ask for more?!