When it comes to pest control
And ways of killing flies,
There is on the market
A wide range of supplies.
There are many gruesome ways
Of putting flies to death;
But there's one that's approved of
By the RSPCF.
The best and most effective
Of the products I have seen
Consists of two small blocks of wood
One blue, the other green.
The simplest of instructions
Tell exactly what to do:
Place fly on the green block
And hit it with the blue.
It's very quick and painless
With the minimum of gore;
They just don't know what's hit them.
What fly could ask for more?!
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Author:
Ronald Watson (
Offline) - Published: July 31st, 2019 02:08
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Comments4
Dear Pest Controller,
Please send me approx 1500 pairs of aforementioned coloured blocks as i appear to have a wasps nest in the hedgerow adjacent to my drivers door when i am parked up.
P.S. may i enquire whether you have sting proof shrouds available or failing this - a coffin.
Most chuckleworthy if I may be so bold....
Neville
Who did you have in mind?
Sadly wasps don't rhyme with anything.
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