OUR LEADERS IN CLERIHEWS

Michael Edwards

 

 

 

OUR LEADERS IN CLERIHEWS

                                             

Boris the clown

got a dressing down

he’d acted illegally

when acting strategically.

 

 Jeremy Corbyn

was always wrapped up in

his role as dissenter

far left of centre.

 

 

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: September 25th, 2019 00:34
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  • dusk arising

    And now the way forward
    could become quite awkward
    unless we get an erection
    a general election

    • Michael Edwards

      But who do you vote for?
      Boris the clown?
      Way out Corbyn?
      Jo Swinson the petulent schoolgirl?
      Or the prissy Caroline Lucas?
      Not one experienced politician with the gravitas to carry the job. Think I'll vote for Screaming Lord Such - at least he can't make any mistakes - does his party still exist?

      • dusk arising

        I think we all know that an impending general election is all about reaffirming the result of a recent referendum. Or it should be.

        • Michael Edwards

          But it won't - with a government in denial the outcome which was underpinned by a desire to free our country from the shackles of Europe and regain sovereignity (rightly or wrongly) is not represented by the views of any party. And the two main parties are in complete dissarray.

          • dusk arising

            Coalition, Boris' chosen few + Farages' favourites...... two men who share one desire...... bring those two together and the jobs a good 'un.

          • orchidee

            A good clerihew M. Does Miss Berles know Cleri Hughes?

            • Michael Edwards

              Yes and Cleri Berri.

              • orchidee

                Is Clerihews a place? Is it near Bognor or somewhere?!

              • Neville

                damn right...

              • ANGELA & BRIAN

                ANGELA HERE (10pm WED in NZ) Hi Uncle Mike 11,500 miles away we are laffing our socks off at the DAILY CIRCUS with BOJO the Clown & JC the Lion Tamer ! The Mother of Parliaments on Laffing Gas ! I wish I could stay in NZ where sanity prevails but I am betrothed to BRIAN and I owe a lot to my Parents. I have asked the Hospital to keep my JOB open and the Applied Science Department @ the Uni have said they woud employ Brian as a Research Tecnician on *The Effects of Global Warming and Wind Farms on the NZ Environment !*

                Boris J & Corbyn resolved to have a Battle
                For Boris J said Corbyn had slandered him with Prattle
                The faced across the PLAYPEN with a RED & BLUE RATTLE
                What happened NEXT is in the TEXT
                Writ large on the DAUB & WATTLE !

                Thinking of you ALL in thes days of Political Gobble de Gook !
                Love as always ANGELA 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡



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