Indecent Propositions
I shall try so very very hard
To keep this simple sir
She said
As a general rule I charge
Twenty English pounds
Full on
But only ten
For giving head
We have other things on offer
Daily specials if you please
You can try me out while standing
Or take me on my knees
Can I tempt you with a freebee sir
Check the menu out
She said
Remember
Twenty English Pounds
Full on
But only ten
For giving head
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Author:
Neville (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun...
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I best not meet her, eh?!
Best not .. but thanks for taking a peek....
Reasonable prices I'd say haha! Fun little poem. Sometimes we can't take life too seriously!
Ha.. many thanks my friend.. and yes we must not take life too seriously.... N
Cant make up my mind whether it refers to a waitress selling food, a hairdresser selling styles or the other kind -- selling self !! .......... whatever the intrigue which is your trademark my friend is still decidedly there........... good stuff.
No worries... thanking you and muchly Fay...
UTTER FILTH!! More please.
Reminded me of the hooker who was pissed off cos pensioner only had a fiver and she wanted a tenner, "but when he got it out i had to lend him the other fiver"
Ha.. thanks for making me smile and for showing up to this one my friend...
Fun little poem indeed! Great writing style as always. I take it these are pretty cheap prices??lol
It just requires a little imagination.... but the answer in truth is .. I dunno... Cheers C... N
Aww, but I wanted to meet her really - did I? It's Fido - he won't let me go out the door of the house to see her. lol.
Neville,
You have a knack with words...
that’s for sure! Ten pounds for a shampoo? Not expensive at all!
~Laura~
Bless ya Laura... cheap as chips they say.... many thank you's.... N
You’re welcome!
Fuck the King and fuck the Queen with an AK47 give her cocain and anal sex and she'll give you head all the way to Heaven...You have turned Indecent Propositions into a non harming fun...Good work...
Ooh er matron..... thanks for taking a peek and giving me the go ahead Kevin.... N 🙂
But I only have fifty pence!
Great fun write Neville.
Ha ha... thank you sir...
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