I am getting married in the morning
So Father, do you have any advice?
I am worried what married life will be like
I am not sure how to deal with such a controlling wife
My Son, you need not be so concerned
I know how you can have a perfect life
I have a simple plan for you that worked for me
Say these words before you make love to your new wife
"My love, please put on my trousers"
She'll reply, "I can't, they're too big!"
You reply, "That's right my love, they are!"
"That's because I wear the trousers in this relationship!"
"My love, please put on my trousers"
She'll reply, "I can't, they won't fit!"
You reply, "That's right my love, they won't!"
"Remember who wears the trousers in this relationship!"
What a wonderful wedding we had today
I will still love you as we gradually grow old
It will be so perfect if we stick to the plan
Let me share with you the words of the plan I was told
The man who told me these fitting words
Says they will ensure we have a perfect life
This is a plan handed down from Father to Son
In fact he told me, this perfect plan, he told to his new wife
"My love, please put on my trousers"
She replied, "I can't, they're too big and won't fit!"
"That's right my love, they are!"
"That's because I wear the trousers in this relationship!"
"My love, please put on my panties"
"Oh you can't can you, because they are too small!"
"If you ever want to get in my panties"
"You'd better drop the chauvinistic attitude, you fool!"
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A perfect fit!!!!
Thank you for making me smile!
~Laura~
Laura,
you're welcome.
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A big grin as the surprise ending hits - thanks for this great bit of Friday fun Unsub...........
Fay,
I must admit; this was not an easy task for me to write a joke poem.
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Ditto my friend - - I struggled too - - we must loosen up you and I my friend..............
Ah it all worked out as it should in the end - love it. 😊👍
ME,
Indeed it did!
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Great comic verse UNSUB ~ We guess they were both HAPPY after the EXCHANGE ! Our rating is ~ PANTS ! Thanks for being hoisted with your own PETARD !
BLESSINGS to You & Yours
Love Angela & Brian 🧡💙🧡
A&B,
Yes it was ceratinly pants! Now the Americans will not find that as amusing as us Brits do!
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Congratulations!
Thanks - did i win something?
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Love it! The father should have told his son the two magic words: Yes, Dear!
LOL!
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WOW! I laughed at one of your poems, are you unwell? LOL
Thank you though for my first laugh of the day, I needed it.
Andy.
You don't normally laugh at my dark, depressing sadness & misery? You're so grumpy! LOL!
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See you even got the spot out of your comfort zone!
sylvia,
there is no zone of comfort here!
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