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Advice (Funny Friday Poem Day.)

I am getting married in the morning

So Father, do you have any advice?

I am worried what married life will be like

I am not sure how to deal with such a controlling wife

 

My Son, you need not be so concerned

I know how you can have a perfect life

I have a simple plan for you that worked for me

Say these words before you make love to your new wife

 

"My love, please put on my trousers"

She'll reply, "I can't, they're too big!"

You reply, "That's right my love, they are!"

"That's because I wear the trousers in this relationship!"

 

"My love, please put on my trousers"

She'll reply, "I can't, they won't fit!"

You reply, "That's right my love, they won't!"

"Remember who wears the trousers in this relationship!"

 

What a wonderful wedding we had today

I will still love you as we gradually grow old

It will be so perfect if we stick to the plan

Let me share with you the words of the plan I was told

 

The man who told me these fitting words

Says they will ensure we have a perfect life

This is a plan handed down from Father to Son

In fact he told me, this perfect plan, he told to his new wife

 

"My love, please put on my trousers"

She replied, "I can't, they're too big and won't fit!"

"That's right my love, they are!"

"That's because I wear the trousers in this relationship!"

 

"My love, please put on my panties"

"Oh you can't can you, because they are too small!"

"If you ever want to get in my panties"

"You'd better drop the chauvinistic attitude, you fool!"

 

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  • Laura

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    A perfect fit!!!!

    Thank you for making me smile!

    ~Laura~

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      Laura,

      you're welcome.

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    • Fay Slimm

      A big grin as the surprise ending hits - thanks for this great bit of Friday fun Unsub...........

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        Fay,

        I must admit; this was not an easy task for me to write a joke poem.

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        • Fay Slimm

          Ditto my friend - - I struggled too - - we must loosen up you and I my friend..............

        • Michael Edwards

          Ah it all worked out as it should in the end - love it. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘

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            ME,

            Indeed it did!

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          • ANGELA & BRIAN

            Great comic verse UNSUB ~ We guess they were both HAPPY after the EXCHANGE ! Our rating is ~ PANTS ! Thanks for being hoisted with your own PETARD !

            BLESSINGS to You & Yours
            Love Angela & Brian ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก

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              A&B,

              Yes it was ceratinly pants! Now the Americans will not find that as amusing as us Brits do!

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            • camille09

              Congratulations!

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                Thanks - did i win something?

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              • FredPeyer

                Love it! The father should have told his son the two magic words: Yes, Dear!

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                  LOL!

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                • Goldfinch60

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                  WOW! I laughed at one of your poems, are you unwell? LOL

                  Thank you though for my first laugh of the day, I needed it.

                  Andy.

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                    You don't normally laugh at my dark, depressing sadness & misery? You're so grumpy! LOL!

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                  • sylviasearcher

                    See you even got the spot out of your comfort zone!

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                      sylvia,

                      there is no zone of comfort here!

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                      • sylviasearcher

                        ๐Ÿคจ



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