STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM

Michael Edwards

 

 

The young lad did feel glum

He’d stuffed a strawberry up his bum

And yet it came as quite a shock

When Mum sent him to see the Doc

‘Mmm’ said the Doc ‘you’ve been a prat

I’d best prescribe some cream for that’.

 

  • Author: Michael Edwards (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 10th, 2019 02:27
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Comments3

  • orchidee

    Oh lol, so he had strawberries and cream after all. Whoops! Does Miss Berles do odd things with strawberries? It may be TMI to say - Too Much Information. Does she have Bram Berles?

  • ANGELA & BRIAN

    GOOD EVENING UNCLE MIKE ~ Thanks for another odd ode ! Very Wimbledon ~ would have been worse had it been a TENNIS BALL !

    Blessings to You & Yours
    Love the reflected picture !
    Love BRIAN & ANGELA
    💚🧡💚🧡💚

  • FredPeyer

    Love the painting and your writing. Have no idea though where you come up with your tongue in cheek humor. But please keep going!!!

    • Michael Edwards

      Thanks Fred - will post several on a Christmas theme next week.



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