germanamericanchurch

The Mushroom Member

 

 

She said his phallus looked like a Mario mushroom,

He described his hair as golden custard,

She said his member was all cap and no stem,

He said look at my hands I don’t have a problem,

Then later,

Nancy said impeach him,

He said life is impeachy,

When u have a mushroom

For a penis,

And are the best lover in the history of the world,

And also the best prez too,

Don’t disrespect my mushroom,

He turned red in the face,

Lied a few times,

And wrote her an angry note,

Remember My daughter is hot this prez would date her,

If it wasn’t incest



To be able to comment and rate this poem, you must be registered. Register here or if you are already registered, login here.