The Mushroom Member

She said his phallus looked like a Mario mushroom,

He described his hair as golden custard,

She said his member was all cap and no stem,

He said look at my hands I don’t have a problem,

Then later,

Nancy said impeach him,

He said life is impeachy,

When u have a mushroom

For a penis,

And are the best lover in the history of the world,

And also the best prez too,

Don’t disrespect my mushroom,

He turned red in the face,

Lied a few times,

And wrote her an angry note,

Remember My daughter is hot this prez would date her,

If it wasn’t incest