Existential crisis encompasses mein kampf

Offenbach to boyhood, I pined nostalgic

Tale of (H)offman woe (mine)

linkedin, speedier than quick

brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,

fast as fired ballistic

soon after conception, when

yours truly a mere embryonic

nudnik, nonetheless I venture

to advance hypothesis fantastic,

and farfetched as said theoretic

conjecture deoxyribonucleic genetic

housed within chromosomal material generic

human being eventually

coalescing into holistic

corporeal and spiritual essence intrinsic

being christened Matthew Scott Harris,

wherein unbeknownst manifest destiny poetic

primate took shape pronouncing

his bent quixotic

also riddled with predilection toward panic

attacks, generalized anxiety frenetic

disposition and moost definite laconic

demeanor most evident,

when he cast characteristic

contemplative, intuitive,

not necessarily universalistic

as unfavorable inherited, plus behavioral trait

generally articulate, delicate, intricate... pacific

progeny afflicted with psychological honorific

schizoid personality disorder deeply affecting

mental, physical and spiritual bailiwick

rendering him beset with idiosyncratic

faulty cognitive mental health issues

super tramping, thriving,

albeit teetotaling opportunistic

mailer daemons upending

with horrific, capitalistic, and academic

failures, (I will spare thee graphic)

details only offering synopsis

such as anorexia nervosa,

generalized anxiety, obsessive

compulsive disorder fatalistic

outlook encompassing pathetic

purposeless quirky ritualistic

counterproductive mindset atavistic

beastie boy propensity, who must exit

regarding call of the wild this urbane rustic.