ODE TO BREXIT 🧡 ANGELA & BRIAN 💙 TRIBUTE TAE RABBIE BURNS

25 JANUARY IS BURNS NIGHT ~ 31 JANUARY IS BREXIT DAY IN THIS

POEM ~ WRITTEN IN  *BURNS METER*  WE CELEBRATE BOTH DATES !

Wee cowerin* cowardly beast called BREXIT

Fer three lang years yer barter VEXIT

To mack oor European EXIT

A Treaty BRAW !

To sever us frae Europes BAXIT

And vacate their Sacred Sceptered SHORE ! 

Wi* a* oor Kin across the Channel

Their Spanish Wine an* German Flannel

The Frogs ~ who helped us build the Tunnel

We*ll sup nay more

We*ll run awa* like Sally Gunnel

An* barricade oor Island Shore !

Sun - Sand - Sangria - COSTA BRAVA

Nay maire Ragout in BRATISLAVA

O* Slibovitch in YUGOSLAVIA

Things o* the PAST

BRIGHTON*s is rated jus* ONESTARSIR

We knew exotic Hols & Dolls ~ Jus* could nay LAST ! 

In jus* five days ~ Balloon gaes oop

An* we shall drain oor Bitter Cup

Yon Channel Tunnel ~ we*ll brick oop

Nay maire ~ Gay Paris !

Nay maire Fine Wine in Bistro Sup

Jus*  *Warm Pale Ale* fer You & Me !

WE dinna ken jus* who*s tae BLAME

Damn BREXITEERS a* look the SAME

CAM*RON - JOHNSON or FARAGE ?  Oooo WHO lays CLAIM ?

We mus* protect oor SACRED ISLES !

The GERMANS laff ~ to see oor SHAME 

BUT NO ONE i* the UK SMILES !

Thanks fer visiting ~ comments welcome ~ AMORE A & B  🧡🤍💙

On 31st JANUARY we think we*ll revert to An Island Race circa 1930 ! 

Warm Weak Beer (no Lager) ~ No European Wine ~ No Street Cafes ~

No Topless Bars (not even Men) ~ No Nude bathing ~ No European Cup !

Folk Singing (see Video ~ Woad was a Head to Toe blue dye) and Morris 

& Maypole Dancing will be COMPULSARY and on all School Curricula ! We

will paint ourselves in RED - WHITE & BLUE STRIPES - UNION JOCKS !