“Ello Andy it’s Mollie ‘ere ‘ow are you
Are you flooded out
We’re not too far from the sea
And..”
BEEP, BEEP
“..the water does not come up to us
I am still decorating
Nearly finished…”
BEEP, BEEP
‘.. the bedroom ceiling
Only the walls to be done
And then I can start getting new fur..”
BEEP, BEEP
“..niture for the flat
I’ve seen some I li..
BEEP, BEEP
“..ke and it will fit in nicely
I still think of mov..”
BEEP, BEEP
“..ing back to Kent
But I will have to thi..”
BEEP, BEEP
“..nk about that.
What IS that beeping!”
“It is an edgeways,
Trying to get a word in!”
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: February 23rd, 2020 02:20
- Comment from author about the poem: My sister-in-law on the 'phone.
- Category: Humor
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Comments3
More rabbit than sainsbury's??? I used to have a famous photo of the mum in law... we reckoned it had been taken with a really fast shutter speed.... it was the only time i'd seen her with her mouth shut.
Anyway, now that i've had my dig at the fairer sex.... do you feel enriched by the content of your phone call?
A good fun read this morning.... its blowing a gale already here 07.30 and they reckon we are in for much stronger wind again in a couple of hours.
When we lived in Kent I always used to answer by saying our telephone number, 577797, with Mollie I got as far as "F" before she started talking.
Yes it is a bit blowy here, I have just noticed that the top of a fence panel was moving so I set my staple gun on it and that has fixed it.
Thanks d a
Andy
Oh lol, good write Gold.
Thanks Orchi.
Andy
I reallu enjoyed the subtleties of this poem 😂😂😂
Subtleties eh? Glad you enjoyed them SC.
Andy
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