A Publisher and A Writer walk into a bar… They both say “Ouch!”

A Publisher and A Writer walk into a bar…

They both say “Ouch!”

 

 

Please My Omnipotent Publisher;

Please give me a break.

Give my poetry a chance to show,

I'm not second rate.

This book will sell and my words will be heard

And your company and I, will reap the rewards.

 

 

Let us start a new duo,

More famous / infamous than Bonnie and Clyde.

I must be published, before I die.

 

 

My legacy must be left, so my memory lives on.

I'm sure there are people out there,

Who will like my Poetry in E-Motion.

 

 

Please arrange a meeting, so I can discuss with you my work.

Please read my poems and songs, to see if I deserve,

You standing beside me,

When ‘Poetry in E-motion’ begins to sell

And standing in front of me with lawyers,

When they say go to Hell!

 

 

This poem is the warm up band, for releasing my novel.

I guarantee the sales of ‘Poetry In E-Motion’,

Will be more than trebled;

By

‘The Life and Times of Stumper Chubble’

And by my following novels,

Poetry, songs and My Own Bible.

 

 

So far I've written 600 poems / songs.

All I'm asking you for is to listen to one of them.

If you read another of my poems

And don’t think they are good enough…

Read just one more…

And it could change your world.

 

 

If you like one poem, you might like the rest;

Then maybe I can sign a contract with you; if you wish?

 

And if you like them all…

 

Well, then I'll write you a thousand more.

 

 

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