Every biscuit but one

Poetic Dan

I'm a bit of a Jammie Dodger, with a bit of custard cream underneath.

 

Don't get me wrong I could go all bourbon, leave you weak like a richtea

 

Although at weekends are partyrings, mixed with chocolate chips.

 

Ready to plank as shortbread, waiting for the gingers to dunk in

 

I've every kind of biscuit but one will never make the list

 

If we come close to the coffee buggers, you'll see me go Garibaldi on it! 

  • Author: Poetic Dan (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 13th, 2020 08:02
  • Comment from author about the poem: Thought I'd join in on the Friday vibe today, have a wonderful life all! Ps still looking for the right tune, to many in my head lol
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Comments7

  • PoeticBiscuit

    Seems like you enjoyed writing this one, and I for one enjoyed reading it. For multiple reasons.

    • Poetic Dan

      Good to see you my friend and I really did, done straight after reading sax crow post!
      Thanks again for the giggle of seeing you on this post!

      Keep up the write!

    • dusk arising

      I am most definitely a garibaldi biscuit.... full of dead flies .....and frightening to little children.... ho ho ho

      • Poetic Dan

        Ha ha! You are the best at being you! They are one of! Fav

        Cheers for kicking this off in my head, think I found all the spelling mistakes now too!

      • sylviasearcher

        I love all biscuits, even a garibaldi!

        Who couldn’t love a poem about biscuits!

        • Poetic Dan

          I know right! Always a delight, my nan would of said... A tea and biscuits makes everything alright!

          Always appreciate your time

        • orchidee

          Good write Dan.
          Someone gave me a packet of coconut ring biscuits. it was empty. They said - you can have the holes in the middle of the biscuits. Doh!
          So I gave them some Polo Mints - empty packet cos.... same as above!

          • Poetic Dan

            Ha ha, fantastic! Didn't think my biscuits would go down this well!
            I do love a coconut ring, but you can keep the polo! Make tea taste awful 😉

          • Saxon Crow

            Pink wafer now thats really posh
            Back in the day for those who had dosh
            And robin hood liked his lincoln
            While King John ate his with stilton
            Theres a biscuit for every occasion
            But to be honest Dan
            Chocolate cake is my persuasion!
            Sorry mate!

            Good write Dan haha

            • Poetic Dan

              Pink wafers... Where! They're mine...
              Fantastic stuff my friend
              Never loose your rhyme
              I'll definitely have my cake & eat it!

              Always appreciated!

            • Goldfinch60

              Good fun write Dan.

              Many years ago when I was the computer bod in a housing department we were getting a brand new system in and we had meetings every morning to talk about progress, we obviously had coffee and biscuits. One guy that came was the Computer Manager for the whole firm and I am sure he would kill anyone who ate any of 'HIS' jammy dodgers!

              Andy

              • Poetic Dan

                Ha ha, you know it! You can have all the riches in the world but if you haven't had a Dodger then you ain't lived...or maybe that's your shortbread lol

                Always appreciated my friend

              • Violet bluebell( used to be yellow rose)

                Nice write about biscuits lol .

                • Poetic Dan

                  Can't all be about emotional healing 😉



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