Patty cake patty cake poo on your hand
I am the doctor in any land
Make it and fake it as long as you can
Always wear a mask and remember any Dan is the man..
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Poetic Dan (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Thought I'd be a bit silly.. As many rhymes in my head never get out, thanks to those still keeping a humorous mind in theses uncertain crappie times ;)
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The leader of the poetic clan
was a southern gent they call Dan
but quite unlike mine
his humour's sublime
i think he might need a brain scan
He's deffo the video king
his doggies give videos zing
i just hope and i pray
that one silly day
the bugger doesn't start to sing
so today i wrote these few lines
just to show sometimes i can rhyme
I'm keeping it daft
it's my well practiced craft
polished off with a large glass of wine
As I read this before going to get my mutts soggy, I'll keep that daftness is my pocket, its better than money!
Always appreciated my friend and always love the bouncing inspiration, never lose those rhymes!
Patty cake, patty cake bakers Dan
parades his daughter around in her pram
all the blokes smile
and all the gals coo
cos new baby girl is Dan's bit of glam.
Two dogs and a buggy all in one hand, what I do with the other is natures plan! Even film a pheasant although I'm not it's son, my name is Dan and I'm already home..
I'll try to find the video...
Good fun write Dan the Man.
Andy
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