Patty cake

Poetic Dan



Patty cake patty cake poo on your hand

 

I am the doctor in any land

 

Make it and fake it as long as you can

 

Always wear a mask and remember any Dan is the man..

  • Author: Poetic Dan (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 19th, 2020 04:04
  • Comment from author about the poem: Thought I'd be a bit silly.. As many rhymes in my head never get out, thanks to those still keeping a humorous mind in theses uncertain crappie times ;)
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  • dusk arising

    The leader of the poetic clan
    was a southern gent they call Dan
    but quite unlike mine
    his humour's sublime
    i think he might need a brain scan

    He's deffo the video king
    his doggies give videos zing
    i just hope and i pray
    that one silly day
    the bugger doesn't start to sing

    so today i wrote these few lines
    just to show sometimes i can rhyme
    I'm keeping it daft
    it's my well practiced craft
    polished off with a large glass of wine

    • Poetic Dan

      As I read this before going to get my mutts soggy, I'll keep that daftness is my pocket, its better than money!

      Always appreciated my friend and always love the bouncing inspiration, never lose those rhymes!

    • dusk arising

      Patty cake, patty cake bakers Dan
      parades his daughter around in her pram
      all the blokes smile
      and all the gals coo
      cos new baby girl is Dan's bit of glam.

      • Poetic Dan

        Two dogs and a buggy all in one hand, what I do with the other is natures plan! Even film a pheasant although I'm not it's son, my name is Dan and I'm already home..

        I'll try to find the video...

      • Goldfinch60

        Good fun write Dan the Man.

        Andy



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