There once was a witch name of Rhona
Who was always a serious bug owner
She came by some more
And called them all core
And that’s how we now have corona
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Author:
Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (
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- Comment from author about the poem: Just a bit of fun. Thnak you to dusk arising for introducing me to Abdullah Ibrahim, I had him playing on my stereo all last evening.
- Category: Humor
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Comments7
Oh lol - light relief in these times.
I told an awful joke - it's evil if I really meant it:
'How do you get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses these days?'
'Just open the front door and cough!'
Someone actually had them call on them in this crisis.
I once used to have JWs come to the door an one in particular I out talked him and he left before I could finish speaking!
For a poetic old timer
there's really nowt finer
than to rhyme
what the wind
blows from China
now that the world has gone viral
it's knocked us for six in the payroll
and left us quite hopping
at the state of our shopping
how deep will we go down this spiral?
now we've got Boris elected
we hear the poor buggers infected
he cant have a hug
from his gal in the club
no wonder he looks so dejected
look ... do you see what these limericks do to me?.... you're as bad as that M.E. fella gettin me going like this
Haha..
The once was a man called deeay
who would not come out to play
he stayed in his home
no longer to roam
so stayed in making hay
I see what you mean, it must be the ME virus.
Andy
that naughty young boy called Goldie
could never do what he's told-ie
he'd play up his mum
and then even some'
and still hasn't changed today-ee
so he posts a new poem each day
when he's ready to come out to play
yes his favourite caper
finds pen put to paper
or a stroll by his river today
Thank you d a, just come back from My River and will be writing about it today.
Andy
Another smile for Another day
Hearing you both rhyme away
O what fun it is to see
What change it has on reality
Thank you
Walking on the beach with two dogs and Dan
the four pawed pouches dug up an old pram
the wheels they squeeked
and the springs all creaked
as they pulled us along thru the traffic jam (mush mush)
Yes, more music passed on to feed the soul, I as a fan of social distancing before it became popular 😉
Music always feed the soul. I dad and uncle once worked out how long it would take to play my dad's music collection, they worked it out as 22 years, Well i have that collection and probably increased is a hundred fold. So much music, so little time.
Keep well
Andy
Andy,
Quite hilarious! Lol
My first laugh of the day!
Thank you for sharing.
Stay safe and be well!
~Laura~🌻
Thank you Laura.
You stay safe and be well also.
Andy
Angela here - Thanks Uncle Andy - for a very apt piece of Cool Jazz very soothing ! My MANTRA - as a Physio - is to smile in the face of ADVERSITY and it really helps - especially with amputees - who need reassuring because they always feel less than WHOLE. Love the LIM - Brian (who is 1/4 Welsh) says they always have a hand in spooky things. I will be back on the front line on Monday - Massaging the bed ridden Seniors to maintain their circulation ! Please pray (to your Spirit) for my Protection. I can assure that I will be smiling all day - but NOT LAUGHING !
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love ANGELA & BRIAN 💛💛💛💛💛
Smile - it confuses people.
Andy
Am still smiling at this little gem - thank you Andy
My work is done if I can make people smile Fay.
Keep well
Andy
Is there a joke here? If so, where?
It is up to you to interpret it in any way you would like to.
But it would be nice if it contained a joke. Which it doesn't.
It doesn't even make sense, either logically or grammatically. Why would anyone own bugs? Why would anyone call the bugs core? And what has that got to do with a disease which is killing tens of thousands of people?
I am surprised you saw fit to publish anything so 20th rate..
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