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As of late - I could not but barely move

mine whole body felt

analogous to sluggish mollusk

frequent constipation found yours truly

doubled over in gastrointestinal agony

 

as if elephant or red (livid with rage)

bull thrust his tusk

into lower abdominal area dawn to dusk

ah...voila... hence subsequently I tout

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100% natural psyllium husk.

 

Upon sprinkling two dose powder pack,

which orange flavor sweetened

upon missus mishmash pop slop,

not aesthetically pleasing major drawback

heavy as a full coalsack

sometimes burned and scorched black

movement came swift, on par how fast

snaky Mister liquid Plumber doth attack

obstructed potty bowl.

 

Well now... monumental poetic challenge,

I now craftily abbreviate

(think clogged toilet synonymous with blockage)

waste matter after days did accumulate

ready to apply corkerasp*

regarding rectal blockage to alleviate.

Imagine impossible mission to defecate

which debilitating scenario (mine) accursed fate

frequently recurring more often as yours truly ages

i.e. latter day saint Matthew Scott got older

rectal affliction compromised me

 

ordinary easy going demeanor to boot

disallowing, disenabling, and not permitting

me - effecting, emulating, and exhaling

Tony the tiger's catchword grrrrrreat

if queried about my constitution

when alas... absolute ecstasy found me

expelling bowel movement with effort

weighing approximately hundredweight

though relieved, nevertheless

the toilet bowl clogged,

prompting me to correct historical records

on two accounts despite

causing potential ruckus

disaster buffs may incriminate

nsync notion huge bowel movement

(mine) took down (analogous

voyage to bottom of sea) toto Lusitania

and actually additionally

caused separate incident

complex edifice (think Titanic)

both sturdy ships of state

former rendered foundered

latter purportedly crashing

into iceberg me mate.

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*Lemme explain the essence of a corkerasp

Whenever constipation a pain in the ass

just maneuver this lightweight

metal contrivance made of brass

no matter if anybody

considers this action crass

 

apply corkscrew motion up the

alimentary canal to remove waste

which most likely will be

thick like petrified paste

stuck deep inside bowels of the

sphincter muscles and solidly encased

 

causing severe cramps within

lower gastrointestinal tract

inducing one to wince nonstop

from being with fecal matter packed

and no amount of primal groaning

didst loose this hard fact

 

nor does imagery of freed turd

ease the anal plight

no laughing matter despite how absurd

squeezing does nothing even

applying all inner might

 

thus necessary to incorporate

unnatural intervention to unclog

rectal blockage + uncomfortable bloating

swelling anus the size of a hog

disabling barely any ease to stand let alone jog

yet tis essential per extricating what

feels like one swallowed a log

lest epitaph induce possible eulogy

possibly spoken the language of prague

 

every ounce of effort

required to bend

over gingerly affixing

plunger end of device

to business rear end

 

best accompanied with close

companion or friend

since dirty deed done dirt

cheap trick will ideally rend

rock solid excrement to roll

and release crashing sound sent

 

upon the bathroom floor

possibly inducing seismic

waves less or more

whereby toilet bowl water will pour

over the sides akin to

white caps near sea shore

without doubt all the while

gluteus maximus extremely sore.