Three Guys Walked into a Bear


Notice of absence from Neville

Good Mane to one and all .. I just thought between clearing the drive of snow and trying to set off for the airport I better let those that might be interested know of my proposed leave of absence .. Off to the Algarve for a couple of weeks .. Say safe n well and catch ya upon my eventual return .. AGT's Neville :)

Three Guys Walked into A Bear


Three guys walked into a bear

The first guy said “excuse me”


The second said

“Well said”


The third guy

Turned and ran away

But ended up quite dead


Just bear that in mind

Nuff said





  • Author: Neville (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 17th, 2020 02:41
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  • Goldfinch60

    The 'bear bones' in words.


    • Neville

      Yes indeed my friend... and thank you for checking in... Safe Sunday sir : )

    • Fay Slimm.

      Yes - well said Nev - never turn your bare backside to the sight of an on -coming bear........ bum-bum.

      • Neville

        Thanks for the visit and for the advice... wouldn't dream of it but neither would I want me nuts pawed off... not by a bear anyway 🙂

      • orchidee

        Good write N.

        • Neville

          Cheers O...……. N

          • orchidee

            I suppose you know the one:
            Three bears walked into a bar / Sorry, we don't serve bears here / I'm not surprised at these prices! Summat like that anyway.

          • Christina8

            Very cute!! Enjoyed very much....C

            • Neville

              Thank you C ..... N : )

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