The Uneducated O.A.P

Sing a Song, for growth

Wife planted some seeds today,she said I have to sing a song

Early in the morning, apparently it helps to bring them on

I sang, Good Morning,Good Morning,Good Morning Mr Seed

Good Morning, Good Morning, I hope you're not a weed!

I awoke, startled, the following day, wondered what was going on

she had thrown back the bedclothes looked at my lower regions and sang the same song!

 

 

Comments3

  • Goldfinch60

    Good fun write on this fine Sunday morning Bill.

    Andy

  • Fay Slimm.

    Ha ha - well I too believe in singing to plants but now shall try it with seeds too............ Big smiles at those final lines too

    • The Uneducated O.A.P

      Thanks for commenting Fay, although I fear my singing has a detrimental effect on the seeds!. Stay safe, Bill

    • orchidee

      Oh lol, fun write Bill.



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