Clothes Flattener.

Goldfinch60



I open the cupboard and see it,

See this strange looking object.

It has a flat bottom of steel

With holes punched in it.

There is a point at one end,

And a flat end at the other.

A handle is above with a dial,

And from the back of the handle

There is a lead with a plug on it.

I wonder what it is?

A memory stirs

Of times long passed,

When this was used,

Used to make clothes flat.

GOT IT!

It is an iron!

  • Author: Goldfinch60 (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 28th, 2020 01:29
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 15
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  • orchidee

    Oh lol, good write Gold.
    I get odd looks in some shops if asking if they still sell video tapes. We have a video recorder still. It may be worth millions in a few years - antique?!

    • Goldfinch60

      Thanks Orchi.

      Well what do you expect when you go and ask for Betamax tape!

      Andy

    • Vacancy

      I missed reading your poems! Hope you’re doing well, fun poem:)

      • Goldfinch60

        Thank you V, I am fine thank you.

        Andy

      • Neville


        You just made me have two simultaneous thoughts my friend.. something I had always thought impossible..... and what's more.. I kinda guessed the ending even before the title registered.....please keep this to ya'self, or I'll be around to take myself away.....

        Neville

        • Goldfinch60

          Thank you Neville, see you soon then.

          Andy

        • ANGELA & BRIAN

          BRIAN HERE ~ Afternoon Uncle Andy thankk for a nice long Jazz Classic by BG ~ COOL !
          Love the POEM so many clothes are Drip Dry these days & no one irons hankies or scanties. Having lived in a Flat ~ alone & with Brian I am quite domesticated ! Freezers - Washers - Ovens - Irons etc. It means I can earn my keep in Lockdown I Angela does like her hankies ironed - and her smalls !

          Blessings & Peace too YOU & YOURS
          Love Angela & Brian & Smokey Cat !
          Please check *BIRDS ALPHABETICALLY* Thanks !

          • Goldfinch60

            Thanak you A and B. I am also domesticated having been taught well by my Mum before I left home.
            Sing, sing, sing is a wonderful piece of music.

            Andy

          • Fay Slimm.

            Ha ha - - do I understand you to have presented a crumpled appearance for quite a long while then my friend ?

            • Goldfinch60

              ....and that is just my face.LOL

              Andy

            • Saxon Crow

              You need someone who enjoys ironing to do it for you!

              • Goldfinch60

                Well if you are ever around my way SC.....

                Andy



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