IN ENGLAND UNCLE BORIS ~ has made it compulsory for us all to wear face masks in SHOPS and on PUBLIC TRANSPORT. I (Brian) being a SCOUSER find all this rather amusing ~ Ive been wearing my Line Dancing Stetson and Cowboy Boots (hand tooled in Mexico) to give the People in Sainsbury*s a smile. Also one Day Angela & I decided to wear our Venetian Masks (similar to Picture) in WAITEROSE. People wanted their Photo taken with us and our autographs. Have you worn any Funny Masks to *cock a snoot* @ CORVID 19 ! Love Angela & Brian XOX
Ive never had to hide my Face ~
Because of Smog or Asian Flu
Masked criminals are a disgrace
GO incognito ~ like they do !
We love to wear a Mask for Mardi Gras
Or the Festival in Venice in the Spring
Masquerade Balls are very ~ La-Di-Da
We All look very different ~ that*s the important Thing !
Making Masks Compulsory ~ one of Boris Jokes ?
Colour Code for Ladies ~ Black for Blokes
We are like a Essex Wild West Town ~ with our
Line Dance Stetsons on & our Masks pulled down !
ANGELA has NINE ! Black - White & Rainbow Hue
Mine Dalmatian Polka Dot ~ Boris ? Tory BLUE !
WE must wear them in the Shops & on the BUS ~ Use the
Mantra *MASKS PROTECT US* with a minimum of FUSS !
ANGELA & I to cause some LOCKDOWN Fun
Wore the MASKS we wore in VENICE for the Ball
It made the folk in WAITROSE laff ~ on the Shopping Run
And no one recognised us ~ no one at all !
So take note of what BORIS says ~ Obey the BORIS RULE
Wear your MASK on Bus in Shops and preferably at School !
And when the ANGELS ~ to recall ~ the thrill of it ALL ~ ASKS
We*ll tell them we remember ~ we remember WEARIN* MASKS !
Thanks for visit comments welcome ~ Love ANGELA & BRIAN
Whats your experience of making & wearing MASKS ? Thanks A & B
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Good write A&B.
GUT MITWOK ~ Uncle Steve pleased you enjoyed it ! Does FIDO wear a MASK or a Padded Muzzle ?
Blessings & JOY to YOU & YOUR Muzzled Mutt !
Spirit Love ~ Brian & Angela & Smokey !
Bit of French there, A&B?!
I can't believe the members of the Tory party who object to wearing masks and have cut up their party membership cards over this. Shallow, self centred and arrogant .
BRIAN here ~ Good Morning Uncle Mike - There are always Seperatists who wont toe the Party Line even for their own Good. The TORIES are much more divided than people think ! Us Socialists always line up in obedience behind our LEADER even when it was JEREMY ! Angela & I are having FUN with the Masks and frighten each other by wearing *Horror Masks* in the house and singing duets from Phantom. We are designing Angel Masks for Sunday to make everybody smile when we return to Church for the fist time ! The SCOUSE solution to everything as Preached by our High Priest (now in Heaven) KEN DODD is HAPPINESS and a big tickling stick !
Blessings and JOY to YOU & YOURS
Love Brian & Angela & Smokey Cat !
Very cool! My wife has been making some very stylish masks. This poem really hit home for me! Well done!
Ooops JEFF - Ive sent a comment instead of a reply - Please check POEM - Thanks BRIAN !
BRIAN here ~ Thanks for your positive comment Jeff ~ it is more fun (and more personal)when you makes your own. Angelas MAMA makes ours for us to order ! I was born (1983) & raised in Liverpool and the Scouse sense of Humour would see the funny side of everything especially MASKS !
Love - Peace - Joy to You & Yours
Brian & Angela & Smokey Cat !
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