5 minutes

GON

set your clock 5 minutes ahead

so you're early to wake and early to bed

we all know it's rude to make others wait

and you shouldn't want to be late

 

set your clock 5 minutes fast

and make every single minute last

your peers will respect your punctuality

as long as your clock is functioning

 

set your clock 5 minutes slow

and see a dark cloud everywhere you go

your crops will dry up because God will kill them

you'll get so desperate maybe sacrifice children

 

set your clock 5 minutes behind

and watch every thread in your life unwind

your friends and family will plot against you

everything you love will torment you for eternity

  • Author: noah (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 17th, 2020 06:07
  • Comment from author about the poem: fixed a couple typos in the last stanza...left out a couple words ugh
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 32
  • Users favorite of this poem: TWENTY3, MelissaJA.
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Comments2

  • TWENTY3

    brilliant! My name Omega gets constant satelitte updates so I can't set the time 5 mins forward or backwards. Fuck! I really want my crops to dry up so I can argue with God.

    • TWENTY3

      my name? How did my computer add the word name into that comment?

    • peto

      Glad I took the 5 mins to read this

      • GON

        hahaha



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