set your clock 5 minutes ahead
so you're early to wake and early to bed
we all know it's rude to make others wait
and you shouldn't want to be late
set your clock 5 minutes fast
and make every single minute last
your peers will respect your punctuality
as long as your clock is functioning
set your clock 5 minutes slow
and see a dark cloud everywhere you go
your crops will dry up because God will kill them
you'll get so desperate maybe sacrifice children
set your clock 5 minutes behind
and watch every thread in your life unwind
your friends and family will plot against you
everything you love will torment you for eternity
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Author:
Noah Malice (
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- Comment from author about the poem: fixed a couple typos in the last stanza...left out a couple words ugh
- Category: Humor
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- Users favorite of this poem: TWENTY3, MelissaJA
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Comments2
brilliant! My name Omega gets constant satelitte updates so I can't set the time 5 mins forward or backwards. Fuck! I really want my crops to dry up so I can argue with God.
my name? How did my computer add the word name into that comment?
Glad I took the 5 mins to read this
hahaha
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