set your clock 5 minutes ahead
so you're early to wake and early to bed
we all know it's rude to make others wait
and you shouldn't want to be late
set your clock 5 minutes fast
and make every single minute last
your peers will respect your punctuality
as long as your clock is functioning
set your clock 5 minutes slow
and see a dark cloud everywhere you go
your crops will dry up because God will kill them
you'll get so desperate maybe sacrifice children
set your clock 5 minutes behind
and watch every thread in your life unwind
your friends and family will plot against you
everything you love will torment you for eternity
Comments2
brilliant! My name Omega gets constant satelitte updates so I can't set the time 5 mins forward or backwards. Fuck! I really want my crops to dry up so I can argue with God.
my name? How did my computer add the word name into that comment?
Glad I took the 5 mins to read this
hahaha
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