HE WHO LAFFS LAST
Has probably missed
the punchline
or is GERMAN !
When in BILBAO
never try to get
too many BASQUES
in ONE EXIT !
FIVE ~ Things you only do ONCE
1. Leap before you look
2. Rush in - where Angels fear to tread
3. Marry in haste (or Hastings !)
4. Vote for Donald Trump
5. Trust a POLITICIAN !
Never judge a BRIDE
By her MOTHER
CORONA VIRUS MANTRA ~
What you cant SEE cant HURT YOU !
You take care of the CENTS
Some enterprising Carpetbagger
will accumulate the DOLLARS !
Thanks for visiting ~ please add some of your own ~ Love A & B
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ANGELA & BRIAN (Pseudonym) (
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Woof! Fine writes A&B. lol.
Did Fido go on vacation after all?!
CONFUCUS HE SAY ~ Man who shows concern to conserve Moral Standards is worth His weight in fine Jade !
This is your self-appoinred role in MPS and it is important because there seems to be at least one member who persists in posting *filth* which Angela finds very demening to Ladies. You have sensibly delegted the task to *FIDO* because He is beyond reproof. Should *FIDO* be off line ~ then SMOKEY is ideal suited to be his Depuy ~ also being impeccable !
Please keep me informed if FIDO is indisposed and
SMOKEY will step up to the MARK protno ~ OK !
Blessings & Peace to You & Your Prudent Pooch !
Spirit Love - Angela - Brian & Sleuth Smokey !
YES UNSUB ~ There have been complaints and I understand He wasn\'t posting anymore because Members were not replying to his *filth*. Julian wants the site to be Cosmopolitan and able to include both Sensuous & Spiritual Poetry and avoid extremes. He leaves it up to us (and Orchidee & His Cyber Sleuth) to use the *18* and object if a poem is ^A Nudge too Far^
Thanks for your concern about the Quality &
Wholesomeness of the Poetry on MPS !
Yours Brian & Angela & Smokey !
Your Number 5: Never trust anyone with such a dodgy barnet!
BRIAN HERE ~Very true Uncle Steve ~ Not just the BARNET ~ from top to toe the whole persona TRUMPED ~ PHONEY. The Blessed Saint Hillary won the Popular Vote and in the UK would have been PRESIDENT ! But there are some States (Like Kentucky) who would vote for Beelzebub if he promiised to allow them to heat HELL wth dirty Kentucky Coal. There were enough States - like Kentucky - who chose the Dollar over the Dame. Hillary will never run again (and being an honourble Lady) almost died from the rejection ! Maybe after a Black President a Female one was *A Bridge too Far* for American *Macho Male Men ! 330 million Americans = 330 Guns that s TRUMPISM ! 100 times more People (per capita) die by GUN in the USA than in UK ! Nobody in USA needs a gun yet there is ONE GUN per PERSON. Angela was physically sick when we visited a Gun Store in Alabama ~ she said itw as ike stepping into HELL !
Love in the Spirit ~ Brian
Angela & Smokey Cat !
When in Rome pick pockets
The pen is mightier than a charcoal stick
There’s no such thing as a free parking spot.
Might add a few more and post it later.
Thanks UNCLE MIKE ~ very droll ! Proverbs are an important part of folk lore but can also be reinterpreted as your first one ! *When in Rome do as the Romans do* It is salutary that there are only 66 Books (Volumes) in the BIBLE and yet one of them is given over totally to PROVERBS ~ Many of them directed at Fools !
Blessings & Peace to You & Yours
Love Angela - Brian & Smokey !
I'll post some more in the next day or so.
In these days 'Follow the one way systems on some streets'.
'But I am only going one way' a wag replied.
'Erm, but it's the wrong way!' was the retort.
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