Fido Rant


Woof! Woof!

Fido here - didn't go to Spain really!

Been reading the papers and am furious


What - some cad, some bounder, some ********

(Steady on there Fido!)

But someone says - 'I will NEVER wear a mask'

I will bark severely at them

And ask them - What makes you more special than others?

What does it matter (true) 

If you are a volunteer for the Green Party?

Your attitude will make some people

NEVER vote for that Party again!


And you are a University lecturer too

Where's your three brain cells gone, man?

Gone on holiday - and never come back?!


We don't wish harm on anyone

Or - we don't wish harm to many

It's going too far to say -

Hope you catch the virus

But we can say - Hope you get fined - and often

And - Just stay away from me

If you are NEVER going to wear a mask


Just hope my Master (Orchi) never meets you

With me in tow

I'll go for your jugular!


We ALL need to play out part still

We don't have to wear a mask EVERYwhere

Or not at present anyway

But wear one where we should

Like it or not

For everyone's common good


Have a bone, Fido - rant over!

Now I have to mark it 18+ for Fido!

He is usually the 'watchdog'.



  • Author: orchidee (Offline Offline)
  • Published: August 1st, 2020 01:57
  • Comment from author about the poem: Fido here today - and furious! 18+ from me? Don't swoon! I chose a milder clip, than one of angry dogs growling - was bit scary.
  • Category: Spiritual
  • Views: 36
  • User favorite of this poem: RiverJordan.


  • Goldfinch60

    Calm down Fido, it is only the few idiots that refuse to wear masks.
    Unfortunately when I put a mask on the police immediately arrest me!


    • orchidee

      Thanks Gold.

    • Andrew Charles Forrest

      Fido for prime minister
      Bite Fido we are all behind you
      Well barked that canine
      woof woof!!!

      • orchidee

        Thanks Andrew.

      • L. B. Mek

        beggars belief, some 7 months and millions of cases - astonishing death figures worldwide and still: STILL, people are out there denouncing Convid19's impact or willing to adhere to basic safety protocols
        truly, some people's power of wilful ignorance is stupefying!
        in June, Lord Alan Sugar was quoted asking 'whose dead? I'm not, nor anyone near me'....
        Cray times!
        woof, woof Fido... Wooof!
        lol thanks Orchidee, your words hit the spot,

        • orchidee

          Thanks LB. lol. Fido is imaginary, but barks at any poets on here, that do 18+ poems, and don\'t tick the 18+ box! lol.

        • ron parrish aka wordman

          lol,even the dogs wear em

        • RiverJordan

          Fido got his scooby snacks again

          • orchidee

            Thanks River.

          • AwHec8

            Sheltering in Place since the end of February and wearing a mask even when deliveries are made or someone comes over to make a wellness check on me.
            Good Write orchidee its for everyone else that we do these type of things that are not the norm, not for our own selfish reasons. Don

            • orchidee

              Thanks Don. Really selfish of those who say they WON'T wear a mask. So in this poem I will set my imaginary dog on them!

            • GON

              am i wrong to think this is hilarious

              • orchidee

                Thanks Gon. lol. The story in itself is not hilarious - idiots refusing to wear masks. But my imaginary dog started off ranting over it. lol. 'Fido' could have added: 'Cover up; I don't wanna see your ugly mug!'

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