Hi everyone!
And a Merry Christmas to ya all!
Well, Fido said , Best mention it early
In case I forget later.
I mean - you had a Christmas catalogue or two
Through your door yet?
You got that tree ready yet?
I've decorated mine now
Did it in June
You got that manger ready too?
And the hay for the oxen there?
They are Fido's friends!
Ohh, wishing the year away
Wasting every moment.....
Help - I must stop!
Wishing it away
There's 365 (or 366) days each year.
Did you use that extra second we had one year?
How did ya spend it?
I used it by flying round the moon 17 times
And swimming the Channel 14 times
And more that I can't remember
All in one second
Well, stop enjoying yourselves then!
If time goes quickly when you're enjoying yourself
As they say
Just ask advice from Fido
On how not to enjoy yourself
Then the time may go slower!
He won't let us have much 'excitement'
And certainly no 'ardour'
Only cos it will stop him and His master (me)
From swooning!
And - Get your Easter eggs in early
Next week probably!
Heehee.
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Author:
orchidee (
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I'll have a half measure of whatever you are on Orchidee...
or maybe just a pinch of whatever it was they slipped into ya Tizer 🙂
Thanks Neville. lol. I can't even have too much Cola - it fills me with gas. No change there then?!
Sorry, this should have had the 18 clicked. YOU DO NOT MENTION THE C WORD BEFORE DECEMBER.
You never do heed my instructions, look what happened when you ignored me about pointing up in the sky in 1066.
WILL YOU NEVER LEARN. I knew you would be trouble when you were created back 44 billion years ago and immediately put water in my scotch, I still haven't forgiven you for that!
Godzilla
Thanks Go....dzilla!
A & B & S ~ HERE ~ Uncle Steve ~ The *Down to Earth TRIO* who do our best to instill a bit of Love - Joy - Peace & Sanity into MPS in these uncertain times. I see *THE SILLY SEASON* has stared early for You & Canis Canis. Despite WW2 (dont mention ze Var !) we love the Rhine and the *All Year Christmas Shops* with Tannenbaum und Bratwurst und Kuken und Gluckwein usw usw ! Why not just declare every Year *Christmas Year* it is already so whats the difference. Its also a good opportunity to remind the skepticks that 25 December 2020 is Jesus' 2020 Birthday ~ AMEN !
Love MAD DOG Videos ~ Smokey is in stiches. Dogs make CATS seem NORMAL !
MPS needs a MILLIGANESQUE Character !
Keep ringin* yer Bell outside Morrisons ! !
Blessings & Joy to YOU & Santa Snoopy
Spirit Love Angela - Brian - Smokey ! ! !
Thanks A&B.
Leave it out Fido.... I've seen ya cock ya leg up and rattle the tinsel..... no wonder there's so many gifts of perfume under the tree each year.
Thanks dusk. lol.
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