PEOPLEZ PETZ ~ DIMINUTIVE DITTIES ~ SMOKEY

THE BRITISH ARE A NATION OF BESOTTED PET LOVERS !  The UK ~ A Small Independent Island ~ 20 miles offshore from  NORTH  E*R*P* ~ Has a population of 67 million. It also has at least 67 million Pets ~ one fo each Man - Woman & Child !  TRUMPTON (USA) has a population of 329 million and 329 million GUNZ !  We sincerely feel that on balance PETS are a tad safer than GUNZ !  Love to all Angela - Brian - Smokey   🧡🤍💙   

MATILDA

Had  a  CAT

Nothing strange in that

Except it was a JAGUAR

BLACK as yer Fathers HAT !

POLLY was a Snake Dancer

Writhon* wiv her PYTHON

The PYTHON now is twice its size

And sadly POLLYGON !

PIXIE had a PONY

Took him to a GYMKHANA

She went off track 

When she came back

She was ridin* on a DALLY LLAMA

We have a pond

Shaped like a HARP

Its full of PINK & RED KOI CARP

Our Waterfall makes  a tinkling sound

Attracting FAT CATS from Miles around !  

Its covered with mesh ~ Their hopes to scupper 

Of joinin* OUR SMOKEY in a FISH & CHIP SUPPER !

BEWARE OF THE DOG

The notice said ~ Several

Posties *ave lost their *ed

Leave yer parcel at the gate instead

Dogs will Dogs I understand ~ THAT !

But one seldom sees a notice

BEWARE OF OUR CUDDLY

PUSSY CAT !

The British are a nation that loves PETS

In spite of ALI BABA & the FORTY VETS !

To their every whim & wish ~ we*re Martyrs

They fill the Air with *Eau de Merde*

They*re weers & they*re farters

Me Granddad said in World Two

The kept Chickens in the YARD

There wasnt very much to do

Feed them on scraps

Hose away the POOOOOOOH !

So the kids never got in a State

When they ended up on the Dinner Plate

The names Grandad gave them decided their FATE 

Chicken Kiev ~ Chicken Korma ~ Chicken Curry ~ Chicken Pie

Chicken Kebabs ~ Chicken Hot Pot ~ they sure knew  they would die 

Thanks for visit comments welcome Love A & B & SMOKEY

T